Posted on 10/15/2021 11:14:14 AM PDT by Trillian
Friday Silliness ping
Somebody might complain about the Kamala Harris innuendo. But the rest is nice.
If I had a penny for every legitimate vote Biden got, I could probably buy a Happy Meal!......................
Creepy Joe just said this
Biden: I like kids better than people. Fortunately, they like me
https://rumble.com/vnsh7x-biden-i-like-kids-better-than-people.-fortunately-they-like-me.html
Innuendo?
You mean In Her endo!....................
The heels up Harris is the best part of that display. The best. LOL.
It’s a whorror show.
I ran out of gas on the way home last night. I had to walk. I decided to take a short cut through the old cemetery.
I had heard that the cemetery was haunted, but I didn’t believe it.
No sooner had a set foot in the cemetery, I hear a sound. It sounded like “tink tink tink”.
I was about halfway across the cemetery. I came across the source of the sound. It was a guy standing next to a headstone. He had a hammer and a chisel in his hands. He was tapping on the headstone.
I said to him “Aren’t you worried about being in the cemetery this late at night? I heard this place is haunted.”
He said “It’s not haunted.”
I said “What are you doing with that headstone?”
He said “They got my name wrong.”
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had black penises, but the one seated in the middle, had a pink penis.
The curator of the gallery realized the confused couple were having trouble with interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on and on explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. “In fact”, he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society”.
After the curator left, an Irish man approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”
“Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the Gallery?”, asked the couple.
“Because I’m the guy who painted it,” he replied. “In fact, there is no African-American representation at all. They’re just three Irish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.”
Bump!
OFST!
Short groaner:
A missionary, in Africa, was out taking a walk in the jungle. Suddenly, he heard a noise from the brush in front of him. It was a lion. He started to back up and heard a noise from behind. Sure enough, it was another lion. He looked to his left and then to his right. You guessed it, lions were on both sides.
It looked grim, so the missionary sat down where he was and started to read his Bible. Shortly after he started reading, the lions jumped the missionary and ate him.
Moral of the story: Never read between the lions.
Once, I went to a very posh summer garden party. The ladies were in lovely summer dresses. We gents were wearing natty sport coats.
The garden was beautiful. Everything was in bloom and pruned so nicely. In the middle of the garden, was a large koi pond. The fish were magnificent!
As I leaned over to get a closer look at the fish, my wallet fell out of my suit jacket inside pocket. But before the thing could hit the water, one of the fish jumped and tossed it into the air. Another carp saw this and it too jumped and bumped my wallet into the air. On and on this went with all the fish.
It was a fine example of carp-to-carp walleting.
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