Posted on 10/12/2021 1:28:55 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
DALLAS, TX—A spokesperson for Southwest Airlines has announced delays in flights due to strange weather that seems to pass over competitors’ planes, only affecting their own signature blue and orange aircraft. The airline has stated these delays have no connection to their pilots protesting vaccine mandates.
The spokesperson then announced a new Southwest Airlines incentive program for potential passengers: All flights, domestic or international, are free to any passenger who is vaccinated and can also fly a plane.
“The requirements to take advantage of these incredible savings are simple,” said Southwest CEO Bob Southwest to a crowd of customers who have been stuck at the airport all weekend and were frothing at the mouth in anger. “Show us proof of vaccination against COVID-19 and promise us you know how fly commercial airliners, and your flight is on us.”
The CEO then mentioned other skills that were not required, but beneficial: Experience calming herds of rabid, sleepless passengers, expertise in flying through mysterious, invisible weather events, and the ability to land the plane.
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That one made me laugh.
I used to play Red Baron 30 years ago. How different can a Boeing 737 be from a simulation of a Fokker Dr.I? Flying is flying.
I always click on websites that aren’t leftist or a non-left a story on a leftist website to encourage more of the same.
We should also sent texts of these articles to our friends from our phones.
got me again.
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