Posted on 10/12/2021 10:45:14 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
DC Comics announced on Monday that the new Superman — the son of Clark Kent and Lois Lane — will have a boyfriend and will let other superheroes battle evildoers while he battles climate change.
If ever there were a more perfect representation of the liberal culture’s idea of a superhero, Jonathan Kent will be it.
Jonathan, who will be known by his metrosexual nom de guerre “Jon,” is not your daddy’s Man of Steel. No doubt because making steel causes pollution and other evils. Perhaps DC Comics could rename Superman “Man of Jello,” which would be much more appropriate and far more descriptive.
“The idea of replacing Clark Kent with another straight white savior felt like a missed opportunity,” Tom Taylor, who writes the series, said in an interview. He said that a “new Superman had to have new fights — real world problems — that he could stand up to as one of the most powerful people in the world.”
Happy Coming Out Day! Here is a picture of Superman (Jon Kent, son of Clark & Lois) kissing his boyfriend. Warms my gay heart.
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 pic.twitter.com/1ZQg9teFb1— David Wald (@DavidWald_VA) October 12, 2021
Just like his father before him, Jon Kent has fallen for a reporter 💙 Learn more about the story to come in SUPERMAN: SON OF KAL-EL #5: https://t.co/bUQAsos68o #DCPride pic.twitter.com/wfQPc3CEVD
— Superman (@DCSuperman) October 11, 2021
I guess saving the world from supervillains wasn’t woke enough.
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Wow...
Talk about killing your franchise
I thought "Superman IV: The Quest For Peace" already did that.
Sodom and Gomorrah time!
In the next issue, the son of Superman will use his X-ray vision to see who has the gay gene, but somehow won’t be able to see if a person is male or female themselves because that’s now all in the thought process.
That’s so gay.
Good luck with that. People have been fighting God since the beginning of time. God has yet to lose.
Superman’s buggery is faster than a speeding bullet!
They are ‘rule breaking’, they are ‘icon breaking’ they are ‘cutting edge’! They keep saying this to convince us that this is the evolving society! We see it as yet another move into a 15%(?) marketing niche.
I remember Gillette and its ‘trans’ TV Ads of 2019. While a Procter & Gamble–owned brand and, thus hard to see bottom-line results, the lack of repetition at Gillette seems to say that the results were less than optimal!
What a world!
Because of this, Lex Luthor looks more like a hero to me. I really don’t care who is gay or straight but this woke crap has to stop. I hate it when they “remake” the old superheroes into woke types. If they want a gay superhero that bad, start one and let it sink or swim in the marketplace of ideas, but don’t keep redacting the old ones this way. I can understand time differences as time moves on like Reed Richards f the Fantastic 4 was a WWII pilot, then Vietnam now maybe the First Gulf War of 1990-91 but this is going too far. Time to root for Bizzaro and Lex Luthor.
This is culture appropriation.
Look in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s ... superpoof!
They all wear leotards. What did we expect?
I hope he uses a kryptonite condom.
Which begs the question, since Superman is inherently infinitely stronger and more powerful than mere humans, which he hides in his everyday life, would not sex with him [or his son] qualify as incredibly dangerous?
I’m sitting here LMAO, imagining Superboi accidentally snapping the neck of his boifriend, while in the throes of passion.
Man, I hope Robot Chicken gets holds of this.
A train reference? Appropriate...
able to leap tall sharks on a single ski...
I see what you did there
Unlike his father, the new Superman is unaffected by Kryptonite. However, he collapses into a quivering pool of jello if you don’t use someone’s correct pronouns!
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean
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