Posted on 10/11/2021 8:32:00 AM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
Up, up and out of the closet!
The new Superman, Jonathan Kent — who is the son of Clark Kent and Lois Lane — will soon begin a romantic relationship with a male friend, DC Comics announced Monday.
That same-sex relationship is just one of the ways that Jonathan Kent, who goes by Jon, is proving to be a different Superman than his famous father. Since his new series, Superman: Son of Kal-El, began in July, Jon has combated wildfires caused by climate change, thwarted a high school shooting and protested the deportation of refugees in Metropolis.
“The idea of replacing Clark Kent with another straight white savior felt like a missed opportunity,” Tom Taylor, who writes the series, said in an interview. He said that a “new Superman had to have new fights — real world problems — that he could stand up to as one of the most powerful people in the world.”
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Thuperman...
Jonathan Kent’s kryptonite will be ‘conservatism’. Sees a conservative, and immediately goes into hiding into safe place.
Gay Superman, volcanoes, and geomagnetic storms. The end is certainly near.
Superman decorates and takes it up the butt?
Has Metropolis been renamed Gommorah too?
Superfag
Man of Astroglide is more like it.
AIDS, drug addiction, alcoholism, domestic abuse, mental illness and suicide are the new kryptonite....
If SM thought kryptonite was bad wait til he encounter aids!
buy copies to send to china
Except about his HIV status. LOL
Coming soon, the issue where “NO PRONOUNS” takes on an evil Joey Chestnut in a hotdog eating contest to save the world.
They can’t leave anything alone. I am so fed up with alphabet people ruining everything.
Your post reminds me of a short speculative piece called “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”, by Larry Niven. The new Superman will probably be replacing butt-buddies quite often.
Not just climate change.
Gayson of Superman fights:
Trump.
MAGA Hat wearers.
White supremacists (and if black, the black face of white supremacy).
People who refuse the vaccine.
Republicans.
Conservatives.
Christians.
Israeli Jews.
Bitter Clingers.
Deplorables.
Policemen.
Right-to-life believers.
People who believe men should only marry women and women only marry men, and there are only two sexes.
Who'd I leave out?
"Look! Up in the sky!"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's . . . a fairy godmother?"
Coal Miners
For Profit Businesses
Loggers
Military
Nuclear Energy
Nuclear Weapons
Anti-Critical Race Theorist
Meat Eaters
Hog Farmers
Free Speech
Talk Radio
Wuhan Virus Alarmists
White Privilege
Fisherman
They’re owned by AT&T, so bankruptcy probably isn’t in the cards. Of course, a major conglomerate’s beancounters can be more ruthless than any bankruptcy trustee.
He’s a true homo erectus now!
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