[Karma_Sherab]

Superman decorates and takes it up the butt?

For the guy giving it to him up the butt.....don't piss him off.....he'll squeeze his cheeks together and rip yours off

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Your post reminds me of a short speculative piece called “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”, by Larry Niven. The new Superman will probably be replacing butt-buddies quite often.