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What Is Your Oppressed Intersectional Identity? Use This Handy Chart To Find Out!
The Babylon Bee ^ | October 5th, 2021 | Staff

Posted on 10/05/2021 2:08:55 PM PDT by HKMk23

Humans are varied. Some are old, some are fat, some are from Kentucky, and others are from Kenya. Some can touch the tip of their nose with their tongue, and others can flatulate on command. We all have intersections of privileges and disadvantages. The point is not to see each of us as unique individuals, but to parse all of humanity into groups based on these obscure and often meaningless attributes so that a new minority group can be created.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; division; identity; labels; minorities; theoppressed
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To: HKMk23

Peruse later.


21 posted on 10/05/2021 3:09:53 PM PDT by NetAddicted ( Just looking)
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To: HKMk23

I’m much too oppressed to get a chuckle from this. *bursts into tears*


22 posted on 10/05/2021 3:10:12 PM PDT by Scarlett156 (#CowboysAndMoslems2021)
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To: HKMk23

I’m a Male Lesbian...


23 posted on 10/05/2021 3:10:29 PM PDT by Osage Orange (1961 VW Two Door Truck)
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To: HKMk23

“ I’m only a lowly One-legged, Multi-gendered Calvinist Who Cant Spell for Crap.”

Looks like you spelled it correctly.


24 posted on 10/05/2021 3:29:32 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (I got the shot. Not because I wanted to. Because I had to, in violation of my civil rights.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

“Looks like you spelled it correctly.”

I erroneously omitted the apostrophe.


25 posted on 10/05/2021 3:42:02 PM PDT by HKMk23 (The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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To: rlmorel

ROFLOL! Well now! THERE’S a pickup line for you!

“...and — this suite of moles, here? — if you look at them lying down you can see the Hawaiian Islands. Seriously.”


26 posted on 10/05/2021 3:48:00 PM PDT by HKMk23 (The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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To: Little Ray

Y’know, that’s one thing I’ve disliked: that “muppet” has become a pejorative.

But maybe you were a something-else “built by Jim Henson”?


27 posted on 10/05/2021 3:49:40 PM PDT by HKMk23 (The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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To: HKMk23

It’s all about who you CHOOSE to identify as these days. I choose to identify as a poor black lesbian for the purposes of diversity points.


28 posted on 10/05/2021 3:50:34 PM PDT by FormerFRLurker
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To: HKMk23

I’m Obese Gender-Fluid Pacific Islander with No Parents


29 posted on 10/05/2021 3:53:29 PM PDT by Fledermaus (I'll wear a mask when Dr. Fraudchi shuts the hell up.)
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To: HKMk23

My identity confusion has ended, at last.

I’m a one-legged, gender-fluid, Pacific Islander with bear lungs.


30 posted on 10/05/2021 4:05:45 PM PDT by SE Mom
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To: Scarlett156

“I’m much too oppressed to get a chuckle...”

As an unvaxxed Federal employee whose job may well be on the line if my elemental human right to Freedom of Religion isn’t honored... boy howdy, do I EVER know what you mean.


31 posted on 10/05/2021 4:07:31 PM PDT by HKMk23 (The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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To: SE Mom; Fledermaus

You two One-legged, Gender-fluid, Pacific Islanders were meant for one another.


32 posted on 10/05/2021 4:08:34 PM PDT by HKMk23 (The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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To: HKMk23; Fledermaus; SE Mom

Ungh. Scratch the “One-legged” part. Yeesh.


33 posted on 10/05/2021 4:09:56 PM PDT by HKMk23 (The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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To: HKMk23

According to this, I am a Hirsute Genderfluid Calvinist Who Can’t Spell For Crap.


34 posted on 10/05/2021 4:11:08 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: HKMk23

Well, I am obese so probably had one amputated because of diabetes. Ha


35 posted on 10/05/2021 4:13:56 PM PDT by Fledermaus (I'll wear a mask when Dr. Fraudchi shuts the hell up.)
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To: Little Ray

It’s not easy being green....


36 posted on 10/05/2021 4:14:23 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: Boogieman

“...Calvinist Who Can’t Spell For Crap.”

Huh. It’s like it’s a “thing”; Calvinists that cant spell.

Makes ya wonder what ELSE these Calvinists can’t do.

Or is it just the ones of ‘em as can’t spell that’re entitled?


37 posted on 10/05/2021 4:26:46 PM PDT by HKMk23 (The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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To: Boogieman; TigersEye; DuncanWaring

“Calvinist Who Can’t Spell For Crap”

Maybe we need a 12 Step Program, or something...

I wonder if the Arminians have similar orblems...


38 posted on 10/05/2021 4:45:58 PM PDT by HKMk23 (The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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To: HKMk23
We shud at leest halve a GoFundMe to help pay for remeediuhl riting corses.

Publik skools vicktomized us!

Enny wayz, Calvinists rool!!!


39 posted on 10/05/2021 5:18:46 PM PDT by TigersEye (Resistance is not futile!)
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To: HKMk23

Obese Tree-Sexual Calvinist Currently on Fire.


40 posted on 10/05/2021 5:23:39 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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