Researchers Are Toilet-Training Cows – Here’s Why

https://scitechdaily.com ^ | 13 SEPTEMBER 2021 | By CELL PRESS

[euram]

I hope they are accomodating transgender bovines.

[Reno89519]

Is this Babylon Bee?

[left that other site]

They will have to change Borden’s Motto.

from:

“From Contented Cows”

to:

“From Continent Cows.”

[mkmensinger]

But do they leave the lid up?

[euram]

before long they’ll be claiming that even bulls give milk.

[cranked]

Cows been freely relieving themselves as they graze for how long now?! All of a sudden, its a problem? LMAO

These people are utter frakin’ idiots. Period.

[M Kehoe]

Not the Babylon Bee, but scitech.com?

Think I’ll go cow tipping tonight.

5.56mm

[tet68]

Maybe they’ll be able to potty train the homeless...Nah.

Still, a good spray with a hose might work.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Even if successful, in a few years Democrats will be blaming cow toilets for global warming.

[ClearCase_guy]

“Cattle, like many other animals or farm animals are quite clever"

Especially sheep. Like Harold. He's that most dangerous of creatures, a clever sheep. 'e's realized that a sheep's life consists of standin' around for a few months and then bein' eaten. And that's a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep.

[Pollard]

On a farm where cows freely relieve themselves as they graze, the accumulation and spread of waste often contaminates local soil and waterways.

Manure contaminate soil? BS quite literally. Maybe at a feedlot but not in the field. Might get a little that goes into a creek during a downpour if the land isn't graded to prevent it.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

I can’t wait until real cows start doing the Charmin’ commercials.

“From personal experience I can guarantee to you that this is the softest brand!”

[Pollard]

Think I’ll go cow tipping tonight.

I think the scientists have been tipping cow pies because they're tripping hard.

[Magnum44]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Our cow Evangeline came to us trained to step back out of her stall to poop or pee in the ditch outside.

So I guess it is possible.

Makes it easier to keep her stall clean.

[Ezekiel]

“Cattle, like many other animals or farm animals are quite clever and they can learn a lot. Why shouldn’t they be able to learn how to use a toilet?”

They might slip on the porcelain.

On the udder side, Gary Larson will never run out of inspiration.

[rktman]

Obviously these assclowns never dealt with them cloth diaper pails. Talk about ammonia build up. 😨😂🙌

[Scarlett156]

I don’t think that’s such a bad idea, although the cost might be prohibitively high for the average cattle rancher. “Urea” is a substance widely found in industry - I know it as plant fertilizer. Also cow poop - very useful as fuel, fertilizer, etc. Why not make it easier to clean up? And the calves are clean after getting splashed with water. Win/win! But, ah, probably I would just do as cattle ranchers before me have done and just rotate the herd through different fields, leaving the cow pies to mature so they can be picked up by the local fertilizer guy. (I spent an afternoon watching GIANT trucks bring cow manure to a processing place - they were making fertilizer - when I was out for a drive once here in Colorado. That was a whole lot of cow manure!:) Those trucks were busy!)

[M Kehoe]

Ah, the Mexican mushroom. A/k/a Magic mushroom.

Psilocybin

5.56mm