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We Have A Lot Of Words We'd Like To Call Joe Biden Right Now But We Are A Christian Website So Here Are Some G-Rated Alternatives
The Babylon Bee ^ | August 26 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/29/2021 6:35:10 PM PDT by xp38

We have a lot of feelings right now, and it's hard to process. Sometimes, we just want to say a cussword, like unbelievers or lesser satire sites, like The Onion, which is the atheist knockoff of The Babylon Bee. But we will refrain from doing so. Instead, here are ten G-rated cuss words to describe Joe Biden

1. No-good son of a biscuit - Sometimes he just makes us so frakkin' mad!

2. Dog-faced pony soldier - This one's technically not vulgar so it's OK to use his own insult against him.

3. A real donkeyhole - This is borderline offensive but we feel the gravity of the situation calls us to use the D-word.

4. An ass but just in the way the King James Version uses it - Loophole!

5. #@$)(#@)()@#$3247@$#%@#%$&%&#@*&%#*& - Sorry, we lost control for a second there.

6. A foolish virgin who didn't take any oil to meet the bridegroom - Brutal and savage, but accurate.

7. A Harry Potter fan - Now that's just low.

8. A dog who returns to his own vomit - Kinda accurate tbh

9. A real donkeywipe - Might want to stop reading this list to your kids at this point.

10. A confused, lost, senile old man who's unfit for the presidency - Sorry, someone had to say it.

Feel free to use any of these when discussing the president!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Poetry
KEYWORDS: loophole
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To: xp38

Mark Twain describing the Countess Massiglia from whom he rented a villa in Italy: “pestiferous”, “execrable”, “excitable, malicious, malignant, vengeful, unforgiving, selfish, stingy, avaricious, course, vulgar, profane, obscene, a furious blusterer on the outside and at heart a coward”, as well as a “reptile” with a “filthy soul”.

I don’t think he liked her.


41 posted on 08/29/2021 7:45:51 PM PDT by Stosh
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To: misanthrope

“Awful Offal”!


42 posted on 08/29/2021 7:46:05 PM PDT by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: misanthrope

“Awful Offal”!


43 posted on 08/29/2021 7:46:44 PM PDT by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: Fai Mao

My best friend for years was our preacher’s wife. A woman in the church was being horrendously abused by her husband and wouldn’t, or couldn’t, leave him. There were a lot of prayers for her health and safety.

Finally, the last prayer seemed to work. Please, God, remove him from the situation. He died about a month later.


44 posted on 08/29/2021 7:58:33 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (While the foundations are being destroyed, what are the righteous doing?)
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To: xp38

Joe Biden, bless his little heart....


45 posted on 08/29/2021 7:59:32 PM PDT by super7man (Madam Defarge, knitting, knitting, always knitting.)
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To: xp38

Posted on more than one occasion. Getting nostalgic now when I was a lurker. I remembered how Michael Rivero would dump his anti-Clinton file on nearly every thread until Jim Rob kicked him off the forum. Mia T and your creatively artistic posts, some of us still miss you.


46 posted on 08/29/2021 8:15:23 PM PDT by Widget Jr
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To: xp38

How’s bout, “gaping rectum” ?


47 posted on 08/30/2021 6:23:39 AM PDT by SMARTY (Republics decline into democracies & democracies degenerate into despotisms. Aristotle)
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To: xp38
I should think just calling him Joe Biden would be derogatory enough.
48 posted on 08/31/2021 11:30:40 AM PDT by jmacusa (America. Founded by geniuses . Now governed by idiots.)
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