Posted on 08/29/2021 6:35:10 PM PDT by xp38
We have a lot of feelings right now, and it's hard to process. Sometimes, we just want to say a cussword, like unbelievers or lesser satire sites, like The Onion, which is the atheist knockoff of The Babylon Bee. But we will refrain from doing so. Instead, here are ten G-rated cuss words to describe Joe Biden
1. No-good son of a biscuit - Sometimes he just makes us so frakkin' mad!
2. Dog-faced pony soldier - This one's technically not vulgar so it's OK to use his own insult against him.
3. A real donkeyhole - This is borderline offensive but we feel the gravity of the situation calls us to use the D-word.
4. An ass but just in the way the King James Version uses it - Loophole!
5. #@$)(#@)()@#$3247@$#%@#%$&%&#@*&%#*& - Sorry, we lost control for a second there.
6. A foolish virgin who didn't take any oil to meet the bridegroom - Brutal and savage, but accurate.
7. A Harry Potter fan - Now that's just low.
8. A dog who returns to his own vomit - Kinda accurate tbh
9. A real donkeywipe - Might want to stop reading this list to your kids at this point.
10. A confused, lost, senile old man who's unfit for the presidency - Sorry, someone had to say it.
Feel free to use any of these when discussing the president!
Mark Twain describing the Countess Massiglia from whom he rented a villa in Italy: “pestiferous”, “execrable”, “excitable, malicious, malignant, vengeful, unforgiving, selfish, stingy, avaricious, course, vulgar, profane, obscene, a furious blusterer on the outside and at heart a coward”, as well as a “reptile” with a “filthy soul”.
I don’t think he liked her.
“Awful Offal”!
“Awful Offal”!
My best friend for years was our preacher’s wife. A woman in the church was being horrendously abused by her husband and wouldn’t, or couldn’t, leave him. There were a lot of prayers for her health and safety.
Finally, the last prayer seemed to work. Please, God, remove him from the situation. He died about a month later.
Joe Biden, bless his little heart....
Posted on more than one occasion. Getting nostalgic now when I was a lurker. I remembered how Michael Rivero would dump his anti-Clinton file on nearly every thread until Jim Rob kicked him off the forum. Mia T and your creatively artistic posts, some of us still miss you.
How’s bout, “gaping rectum” ?
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