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We Have A Lot Of Words We'd Like To Call Joe Biden Right Now But We Are A Christian Website So Here Are Some G-Rated Alternatives
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| August 26 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/29/2021 6:35:10 PM PDT by xp38
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I'd change Harry Potter to Nickelback fan
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:35:10 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
How about a ******g traitor?
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:37:00 PM PDT
by
OKSooner
(Always say, "After the fair trial".)
To: xp38
North end of a Southbound mule.
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:37:48 PM PDT
by
cdcdawg
(Galt's Gulch: so amazing that it's literally unreal!)
To: xp38
In 1961 there was a movie called, “One-Eyed Jack”. It was a cowboy starting Marlon Brando. Back then you couldn’t cuss in movies. Two different lines which I always loved and offer up:
“You big gob of spit”
and
“You big tub of guts”.
To: xp38
Shakespeare to the rescue.
Feculent clot pole.
Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows...
Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell
Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.
A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:40:32 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(A Psalm in napalm...)
To: Dead Corpse
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:46:32 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(I do not recognize Biden’s authority.)
To: Dead Corpse
Joe, a pasty pated pusillanimous prig.
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:46:54 PM PDT
by
seowulf
(Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
To: xp38
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:47:26 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: xp38
A three day old tub of putrid skunk squeezings.
The part that ran down....errr nix this one.
How bad is Joe Biden?
His momma shoulda SWALLOWED!
Gonna get myself in trouble.
I’m out.
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:48:03 PM PDT
by
oldvirginian
(I’m getting tired of being part of a major historical event.)
To: Dead Corpse
He hath not so much brains as ear-wax...
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:51:29 PM PDT
by
decal
(MOLON JABE)
To: xp38
Have you been watching The Chase?
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:54:41 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters. )
To: xp38
How about:
A lying, senile, racist grifter credibly accused of sexual assault
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:55:35 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters. )
To: Dead Corpse
“A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”
Oh, that’s a *good* one. Way to go, Bill.
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:56:31 PM PDT
by
dsc
(Thus have I had thee, as a dream doth flatter, In sleep a king, but waking no such matter.)
To: xp38
I think I would use the quote that Doc Holiday was supposed to have said..
I will be your Huckle Bearer.
Yes that is right, he would say that as well as the other.
You know what Huckle Bearer means no?
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:56:47 PM PDT
by
crz
To: xp38
To: TBP
No. Is there some connection to this?
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posted on
08/29/2021 6:58:46 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
The Babylon Bee does it again... Thanks!!!
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posted on
08/29/2021 7:00:47 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/5/21 at the NCGOP convention)
To: xp38
“Dear God, either turn him to You or remove him.”
How is that prayer?
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posted on
08/29/2021 7:01:23 PM PDT
by
Fai Mao
(I don't think we have enough telephone poles.)
To: xp38
ONE MORE TO ADD:
Let’s hear the applause for
the Richard Cranium of all time!
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posted on
08/29/2021 7:02:43 PM PDT
by
V K Lee
(Resist, we will! Remember, we must!)
To: xp38
Just about the time you posted that you'd replace Harry Potter with Nickelback, the contestant on The Chase was saying he liked to do karaoke and his go-to is a Nickelback song, and the other "chasers" were kibitzing about how bad it must be to do Nickelback in public. Literally just about the time you posted that comment. So I wondered if you were watching.
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posted on
08/29/2021 7:03:52 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters. )
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