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“If you think Indian curries taste like something that could knock a vulture off a meat wagon, you do not like Indian food.”

I like vindaloo curry stuff.

1 posted on 08/24/2021 5:12:59 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

It wasn’t funny. Hence the confusion.


2 posted on 08/24/2021 5:15:20 PM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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I cannot stand Indian food. Awful.


4 posted on 08/24/2021 5:20:34 PM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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People have no sense of humor (even though this joke was rather weak). I love Indian food, and cook it all the time. I have a vast collection of spices and herbs.


5 posted on 08/24/2021 5:20:39 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We have two Democrat parties. 50% of the US population is taxed w/o representation.)
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Knock a vulture off a gut wagon.

I’ve passed a few dump trucks loaded with guts and it’s nasty nasty shit.


6 posted on 08/24/2021 5:21:05 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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The Bee is finished. They cannot compete with reality.


7 posted on 08/24/2021 5:22:54 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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Though it wouldn’t have mattered in the land of the woke, Rule 1 for a joke is that it be funny. Indian cuisine uses a lot of curry. No, really, it does. Lol. Ugh.


8 posted on 08/24/2021 5:23:13 PM PDT by cdcdawg (Blame Biden and pray for his downfall.)
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Unlike white trash cooking which uses 5 spices, salt, pepper, sugar, ketchup and mayonnaise- I have the recipe book so this is simply a statement of fact.


9 posted on 08/24/2021 5:25:55 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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HAHAHAA. I love when liberals eat each other. Better add some chutney...


10 posted on 08/24/2021 5:26:03 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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Indian restaurants are the only ones i refuse to go to. I can’t even tolerate the smell when I walk inside one.
I can’t imagine i’d like the food If i can’t take the smell.


11 posted on 08/24/2021 5:26:32 PM PDT by escapefromboston (Free Chauvin)
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12 posted on 08/24/2021 5:28:00 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Some of the finest cuisine I've ever had.
18 posted on 08/24/2021 5:37:42 PM PDT by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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Sheesh. People need to lighten up.


19 posted on 08/24/2021 5:37:58 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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I love Subcontinental cuisine—vindaloo, chicken or beef jalfrazi, dal makhani, seafood tikka masala, nihari—you name it—best washed down with a good Indian beer such as Kingfisher.


21 posted on 08/24/2021 5:44:01 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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Joe Biden was overheard saying “You can’t knock a vulture off a meat wagon without Indian spice.”


22 posted on 08/24/2021 5:44:20 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Criminal democrats kill babies. Do you think anything else is a problem for them?”)
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My favorite ethnic cuisine, also sadly, the only type of food I’m completely unable to make myself.


23 posted on 08/24/2021 5:46:16 PM PDT by eclecticEel ("The petty man forsakes what lies within his power and longs for what lies with Heaven." - Xunzi)
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I count more than 60 spices used in Indian cuisine here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_spices


24 posted on 08/24/2021 5:47:52 PM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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In India when you buy spice you could be buying brick dust instead ,LOL


27 posted on 08/24/2021 5:51:45 PM PDT by butlerweave
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I loooove Indian food. I’ll be happy to eat the author’s share.


31 posted on 08/24/2021 6:04:14 PM PDT by dinodino ( )
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For the life of me i can not guess what spice it is...🤡


34 posted on 08/24/2021 6:16:05 PM PDT by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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“Humor columnist Gene Weingarten”

Jewish name...they don’t like Indians because Indian kids now are running circles around Jewish children, who are pretty much all to busy being ‘outraged’ and ‘woke’, to study.


35 posted on 08/24/2021 7:12:53 PM PDT by BobL (I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's, I just don't tell anyone, like most here.)
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