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Move over JAWS! ATTACK OF THE GIANT TORTOISE!................
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To: Capt. Tom
Ping!............
Move over JAWS!........ ATTACK OF THE GIANT TORTOISE!................
2 posted on
08/23/2021 12:19:37 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Red Badger
"For the first time" Was this tortoise used in the intitial animal studies of covid vaccines?
3 posted on
08/23/2021 12:22:49 PM PDT by
fruser1
To: Red Badger
Bird had all the time in the world to vamoose.
4 posted on
08/23/2021 12:24:31 PM PDT by
albie
To: Red Badger
Could be a territorial thing too. Tortoises can be a little temperamental with other animals that eat it’s food.
To: Red Badger
It’s like how the Communists took over America.
6 posted on
08/23/2021 12:27:22 PM PDT by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
To: Red Badger
So this guy hears a knock at his door, opens it and sees this snail looking up at him. The guy flicks it off into the bushes and goes sits down. Four months later he hears this knock at his door, opens it and here’s this snail again, the snail looks up at him and says “What the heck was that all about?”
8 posted on
08/23/2021 12:33:33 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
For the 1st, the crew brought along enough film...
9 posted on
08/23/2021 12:34:48 PM PDT by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: Red Badger
WOW! Just WOW! I won’t be able to sleep tonight!!!!
To: Red Badger
The bird was smart enough to know this was not one of those
‘nice’ turtles, but he was too dumb to walk away.
The Bird had all the time in the world to get away.
Maybe he was teasing the turtle.
“Ha Ha, you can’t catch me, ya big Slow Poke!”
To: Red Badger
Mitch McConnell pointed to the video and said;
“In essence, that Turtle was me going after the Senate!”
To: Red Badger
Oh. An actual turtle. I was thinking Cocaine Mitch.
16 posted on
08/23/2021 12:40:57 PM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(While the foundations are being destroyed, what are the righteous doing?)
To: Red Badger
17 posted on
08/23/2021 12:41:21 PM PDT by
discostu
(Like a dog being shown a card trick )
To: Red Badger; Salamander
18 posted on
08/23/2021 12:44:38 PM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Red Badger
20 posted on
08/23/2021 12:46:41 PM PDT by
BRL
To: Red Badger
Lil feller had it coming...
23 posted on
08/23/2021 12:51:11 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Red Badger
Would have been better if the victim had been a hare.
To: Red Badger
Good source of protein and calcium. Maybe it was a female developing eggs.
25 posted on
08/23/2021 12:55:49 PM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Red Badger; Ezekiel
So aren't these birds a protected species?
What to do now? Arrest and fine the tortoise?
29 posted on
08/23/2021 1:12:32 PM PDT by
Daffynition
(*Mega Dittoes and Mega Prayers* & :))
To: Red Badger
Clearly this was a mostly peaceful tortoise it’s going after a woke tern chick who thought it would be racist to run away from a velocity challenged tortoise.
30 posted on
08/23/2021 1:13:16 PM PDT by
MercyFlush
(The First Amendment Doesn't Care About Your Feelings)
To: Red Badger
Oh to be able to pounce on my prey like a turtle.
33 posted on
08/23/2021 1:31:13 PM PDT by
glorgau
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