So this guy hears a knock at his door, opens it and sees this snail looking up at him. The guy flicks it off into the bushes and goes sits down. Four months later he hears this knock at his door, opens it and here’s this snail again, the snail looks up at him and says “What the heck was that all about?”
That’s a good one!
I had to let the idea ‘bake’ for a minute.
LOL! GOOD ONE!
A version of that joke is used in the movie Training Day, told by Scott Glenn’s character.
Suffice it to say the punchline’s a bit different.