Skip to comments.Under New Eviction Moratorium Rules, Capitol Hill Rioters Allowed To Reside In Nancy Pelosi’s Office
Posted on 08/13/2021 12:58:22 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Well, this really backfired: according to sources, the new and totally constitutional eviction moratorium handed down by President Joe Biden means that Capitol rioters are able to camp out in Nancy Pelosi's office indefinitely.
Pelosi asked them to leave, but she was powerless to do so, as the eviction moratorium had taken effect.
"Shoo, peasant! Shoo!" she said, waving her arms and trying to get the man sitting at her desk to leave. "It's 3 p.m. -- ice cream-eating time for Auntie Pelosi!"
At publishing time, Pelosi had asked for the attorney general to prosecute the man who stole her podium, but he claimed he was doing it for "social justice" and got off scot-free.
Don’t say anything and Nancy won’t find out until she comes back from her 7 week vacation , LOL
Hey! Mama Don Pelosi can always rent Don Corleone’s home. He no longer has any use for it. To her, it would be just like home in Baltimore - walled in, protected by the Mafia, and “uber white liberals only”.
Might as well write it out:
Rolling on the floor laughing.
Can that be made retroactive to Jan 6?
Babylon Bee is now the most accurate news source in the U.S.
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