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Under New Eviction Moratorium Rules, Capitol Hill Rioters Allowed To Reside In Nancy Pelosi’s Office
The Babylon Bee ^ | August 12, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/13/2021 12:58:22 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Well, this really backfired: according to sources, the new and totally constitutional eviction moratorium handed down by President Joe Biden means that Capitol rioters are able to camp out in Nancy Pelosi's office indefinitely.

Not good!

Pelosi asked them to leave, but she was powerless to do so, as the eviction moratorium had taken effect.

Sad!

"Shoo, peasant! Shoo!" she said, waving her arms and trying to get the man sitting at her desk to leave. "It's 3 p.m. -- ice cream-eating time for Auntie Pelosi!"

Womp womp!

At publishing time, Pelosi had asked for the attorney general to prosecute the man who stole her podium, but he claimed he was doing it for "social justice" and got off scot-free.

Tragic!


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; History; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; capitolhill; dc; evictions; moratorium; pelosi; protestors; satire
Oh, dear . . .
1 posted on 08/13/2021 12:58:22 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

Unintended consequences.

DANG!


2 posted on 08/13/2021 1:00:48 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Don’t say anything and Nancy won’t find out until she comes back from her 7 week vacation , LOL


3 posted on 08/13/2021 1:20:34 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hey! Mama Don Pelosi can always rent Don Corleone’s home. He no longer has any use for it. To her, it would be just like home in Baltimore - walled in, protected by the Mafia, and “uber white liberals only”.


4 posted on 08/13/2021 1:44:37 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Might as well write it out:

Rolling on the floor laughing.


5 posted on 08/13/2021 1:51:55 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods ( comment might be sarcasm, or not. It depends. Often I'm not sure either.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Can that be made retroactive to Jan 6?


6 posted on 08/13/2021 2:09:22 PM PDT by budj (Combat vet, 2nd of three generations.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Babylon Bee is now the most accurate news source in the U.S.


7 posted on 08/13/2021 2:29:13 PM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, HerrDoktor FauxiGates to TerreHaute)
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