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Envision The Cast Of Characters At Obama's Birthday Party (Satire)
8/3/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 08/03/2021 2:28:01 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

As I heard the news of Obama's 60th birthday party, I could not help but to reflect on the numerous parties that he held at the White House in his 8 years there. Based on those parties I began to envision the 700 person turn out for the party.

First, the required guests from the Communist Party, USA.: Van Jones, DeBlasio, Schumer, etc. Next, from the pork pens of the Iowa State Fair: Michael Moore, Rob Reiner, Amy Schumer, Whoopi Goldberg, etc. Continuing the festivities with the SF Pride dress up group: Don Lemon, Anderson Cooper, Buttguy, Ellen Degenerate, Rachael Levine, etc. Lending age but not wisdom or class are the washed up actors and singers: Barbara Streisand, Cher, Alec Baldwin, Willie Nelson, etc. A potpourri selection of guests from the garbage can of humanity will round out the guest list.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn
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To: BenLurkin

IF ONLY!!!


21 posted on 08/03/2021 3:16:45 PM PDT by LIConFem (Read up on Russia's Oct, 1917 Revolution... And prepare.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

What happens when Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler, Ellen Barkin, Cher, Roseanne Arquette and all the other big Twitter Democrat ladies find out that they aren’t invited ...


22 posted on 08/03/2021 3:17:23 PM PDT by x (Colossus: In time you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love. )
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Wonder if Barrack...will call his "wife" Michael again....

No LIVING dude married calls his "wife" Michael...in public more than once...when "her" name is "Michell".

Big Mike lives...with a former POTUS...and I know it. Freaking gay jack ass.....

Pull up the picture with Obama and the Pakistan dude on the couch....NO DUDE I know....never sat next to a guy that close on couch.

Doesn't happen....unless they are gay.

23 posted on 08/03/2021 3:19:15 PM PDT by Osage Orange (DRT)
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To: EvilCapitalist

Harry and that phony harridan he married have NOT been invited!
She is having a b-day party for herself that day!
Ba ha ha ha!


24 posted on 08/03/2021 3:28:40 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: All

Karma birthday to you,

you belong in a prison,

with all of your guests and

the entire Democrat Party


25 posted on 08/03/2021 3:50:31 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (It's time we got serious about COVID-74 and COVID-92 and the Bulgarian variant and ...)
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To: All

Michelle is .........cough........so oppressed, so victimized by white supremacy, they hired 200 servers.

She won’t have to lift a finger.


26 posted on 08/03/2021 3:52:31 PM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doe't know which bathroom to use)
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To: V_TWIN

“Be a good time for a tomahawk missile drone strike”

Always a possibility that DJT will attend a christening that day. Maybe be godfather to someone’s child.


27 posted on 08/03/2021 4:13:04 PM PDT by Huaynero
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To: V_TWIN

“Be a good time for a tomahawk missile drone strike”

Always a possibility that DJT will attend a christening that day. Maybe be godfather to someone’s child.


28 posted on 08/03/2021 4:13:14 PM PDT by Huaynero
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To: BenLurkin

GMTA


29 posted on 08/03/2021 4:19:34 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents)(Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Peter ODonnell

you belong in a prison,

with all of your guests and

the entire Democrat Party
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The only reason they are not is because of assistance from so many Republicans.


30 posted on 08/03/2021 4:23:43 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents)(Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Mrs FE asked whether the guests have to pay to attend :-)


31 posted on 08/03/2021 5:33:44 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: BenLurkin

32 posted on 08/03/2021 5:39:51 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: V_TWIN

A meteor.


33 posted on 08/03/2021 6:15:11 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Pez149

“I wonder if anyone will be taking a knee
...”

Buttygig.


34 posted on 08/03/2021 6:16:53 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: BenLurkin
These two pathologically self-conscious clowns don't fit in anywhere...except maybe, in their sophomoric, narcissistic day dreams!
35 posted on 08/04/2021 4:43:16 AM PDT by SMARTY (Republics decline into democracies & democracies degenerate into despotisms. Aristotle)
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