Officer Lenny Burbo.
Posted on 08/01/2021 7:57:36 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a harrowing testimony before the January 6th Committee, Capitol Police Officer Lenny Burbo revealed his paralyzing fear as MAGA terrorist insurrectionist racists stormed the Capitol.
"I stood there, paralyzed by fear as I held the door open so people could enter," said Burbo. "As boomer after boomer entered the facility in an orderly line and began to take selfies, I saw my life flash before my eyes. I literally thought I was going to die."
When asked why he had politely held the door open for everyone to enter the building unimpeded, he replied that he feared for his life and that one of the larger rioters had come up to him and said "step aside cupcake" in an intimidating voice.
"I knew my only option was to step aside or be drawn and quartered by a throng of evil bad people who voted for Trump and are also racist," he said as tears welled up in his eyes.
Officer Burbo has been awarded a medal of bravery since even though he opened the door for rioters, he really didn't want to do it, and his heart was in the right place.
The FBI has issued a warrant for the man who called Officer Burbo a "cupcake" and is asking anyone with information to call Nancy Pelosi's office immediately.
I hope Officer Burbo congratulated Adam Kinzinger on his being pregnant.
DANG!
I know this is the Bee, but what a pussy.
The line between the Bee and reality is getting narrower all the time.
Why was a Capitol Police Officer terrified of FBI agents?
At least he saved AOC from being raped by the white supreemists.
The reporters for the Bee want to know?
White Supreemists have standards. They may be low, but they are above raping skanks like AOC.
I love the Bee
“The line between the Bee and reality is getting narrower all the time.“
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What line?
“I love the Bee.”
I do too. One of the few mainstream news services left with any credibility.
Hahahahaha good one, FRiend!
This pussy the kind of cop you want protecting you and or your community? How about your capital?
I wouldn’t let this punk walk my dog.
It is.
What a liar.
If he’s that mentally unstable snd unprepared to deal with stressful situations, then he has no business being on the police force. He’s no good for anyone, and actually a downright hazard to everyone nesrby.
They got me!
Holy cow. The Bee strikes again with Tomorrow’s News Today.
I think that’s their plan.
:)
You saw it on the internet so it must be true!
They got me. I thought this was real Fake News until I saw the source.
Officer Lenny Burbo.
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