Posted on 07/23/2021 6:32:33 AM PDT by Red Badger
A 69-year-old guy in Florida came home from a doctor’s appointment on Monday, and found a random woman SKINNY DIPPING in his pool in the middle of the afternoon.
It happened in Port Charlotte, just outside Fort Myers. And it was around 90 degrees out. So it was hot. 42-year-old Heather Kennedy was completely naked, hanging out in his pool cooling off. So he called 911. But when the cops showed up, she still refused to leave.
There’s a photo of them offering her some clothes to cover up with. But she wouldn’t get out of the water, and told them to just leave her alone so she could keep swimming.
They eventually did get her out of the pool, and she’s facing charges for trespassing and resisting arrest. It turns out she lives about two miles from where it happened. It’s not clear if drugs or alcohol factored in, but she does have a history. She recently got pulled over, and cops found a bunch of drug paraphernalia and pills.
But she tried to claim the pills weren’t hers . . . and that they really belonged to a friend named “Crackhead Chris.” She’s due in court early next month to deal with the skinny-dipping charges.
Probably better looking with a smile, and not like she’s in a drug-induced stupor.
Rode hard and found still wet...
Not particularly, would probably clean up to presentable.
Laz would. I might.
Not sure of the laws in Florida - but in California a swimming pool is considered an "attractive nuisance" and even if a kid is trespassing in your pool, you are considered responsible.
Since pools are considered an “attractive nuisance,” the private swimming pool owners owe a duty of care to minors even if they are trespassing. They are expected to take steps to prevent any access to minor trespassers.
You can't go wrong with good security around your pool - and home.
Same laws in Florida...................
Egads!
They make people differnt in FL
I have read that Joe Biden likes to skinny-dip...
She would enjoy that...................
Well, at least it wasn’t Stacey “Beached Whale” Abrams.
I have a pool and…………!
From the drug-riddled looks of her, I would have called Animal Control instead.
If you are 69 years old and you come home and see a 42 year old naked woman in your pool, I’m not sure it matters how hot she was....maybe he should have joined her in the pool instead of calling the police...
WOW!!! She got beat hard with that Ugly Stick!!
....a pond. The pond would be good for her.
“Better double shock the pool....”
Hey, it’s hot down here, give a girl a break. haha
Oof. That’s a rough “42”.
It was all just a meth-stake?
First sign of things getting back to normal for Florida.
I want to see a picture of Crackhead Chris.
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