Black Rifle Coffee shoot themselves in the foot…

https://citizenfreepress.com ^ | Posted by Kane on July 16, 2021 12:03 pm

[Red Badger]

Black Rifle Coffee called supporters of Kyle Rittenhouse ‘repugnant’ and labeled Proud Boys as ‘racists.’

“It’s like the worst of American society, and I got to flush the toilet of some of those people.”

From their glossy writeup in the NYT:

[FLT-bird]

ugh. I just got a big shipment from them. Obviously it will now be my last.

Any recs on a good non Leftist coffee company to buy from?

[Jayster]

I guess I am going back to Kopi luwak made from coffee beans plucked from civets’ feces.

Has a very “Earthy” taste!

[tbw2]

I used to buy their stuff.

[Avalon Memories]

Thanks Leni. :)

[xzins]

I roast my own. An i-roast iscbest for a family. Costs about 250. Green beans come from a variety of sources online. Simply can’t beat the freshness, flavor, and aroma.

And at about half the cost.

[P-Marlowe]

If heard roasting beans can really stink up your kitchen. Do you roast them outside?

[xzins]

Garage.

Plus the i-roast is very clean. It’s not smoke free,but it’s very low smoke.

[arthurus]

BRC just made a lie of their advertising.

[P-Marlowe]

My luthier shop is in my garage. I don’t want my ukes smelling like coffee.

But then again, that might be a selling point.

[xzins]

:>)

Your weather would make outdoor roasting simple with a small table to put the roaster on. I-roast is about the size of a small microwave.

I consider shelf coffee at the store to be so stale. Oddly, the best of it is 8 oclock bean in whole bean variety and then ground.

It’s also fairly easy to find local brands in most places at privately owned coffee shops.

[joma89]

Surprise! Even the companies you thought were on your side, actually hate you.

I recommend no longer purchasing their coffee.

[dforest]

We have an Ollies not too far away, but that place can get on my nerves at Christmas when they have the place full of cheesy plastic junk before Christmas.

[entropy12]

When my daughter visited in May she asked me to stock up on “cold brew coffee”. I got it from Aldi for less than 4 bucks. I tried it, and it is quite good! It is NOT bitter which is the part of coffee I don’t like. And it is strong so I dilute it with 50% bottled water.

[CodeToad]

Who didn’t know that these idiots were left wing lunatics? I did.

[lapsus calami]

 

 

I was always suspicious of these F'ers. Their attitude of overmarketing put me on alert. All sorts of over the top douchey chest-beating, flag waving going on. They're just selling coffee, not out saving the world from terror tangos. Another place that has me suspicious is this pipehittersunion.com. Douchey company putting out the same sort of vibe as the Black Rifle Coffee. I was getting emails from them out of the blue about their ugly douche crap until I blocked them.

 

 

[joma89]

Try this coffee:

https://www.mypillow.com/freedom-coffee.html

[fortes fortuna juvat]

I can read. Can you?
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Actually I can, but have to confess I often don’t read the articles and focus entirely on the comments of the posters. Mea culpa!

[Tennessee Nana]

Right now they are still playing the music for the National Anthem at 12 Noon every day and inviting everyone to salute the flag....

[jocon307]

Thanks for this, never had this coffee and now I never shall.

Always good when the fake, phoney, frauds are exposed.

[dfwgator]

Must have hired the guy from Conquistador Coffee.



Boss Come in. (Mr Frog comes in) Ah, Frog.

Frog S. Frog, sir.

Boss Shut up, I want to have a word with you, Frog.

Frog S. Frog, sir.

Boss Shut up. It's about your advertising campaign for Conquistador Coffee. Now, I've had the managing director of Conquistador to see me this morning and he's very unhappy with your campaign. Very unhappy. In fact, he's shot himself.

Frog Badly, sir?

Boss No, extremely well. (lifts up a leg belonging to a body behind desk, and holds up a card saying 'joke') Well, before he went he left a note with the company secretary (opens a nearby door; a dead company secretary falls out), the effect of which was how disappointed he was with your work and, in particular, why you had changed the name from Conquistador Instant Coffee to Conquistador Instant Leprosy.

Why, Frog?

Frog S. Frog, sir.

Boss Shut up. Why did you do it?

Frog It was a joke.

Boss A joke? (holds up card saying 'joke')

Frog No, no not a joke, a sales campaign. (holds up a card saying 'No, a Sales Campaign')

Boss I see, Frog.

Frog S. Frog, sir.

Boss Shut up. Now, let's have a look at the sales chart. (indicates a plummeting sales graph) When you took over this account, Frog, Conquistador was a brand leader. Here you introduced your first campaign, 'Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit'. Here you made your special introductory offer of a free dead dog with every jar, and this followed your second campaign 'the tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador'.

Frog It was a soft-sell, sir

Boss Why, Frog?

Frog S. Frog, sir.

Boss Shut up! Well?

Frog Well, people know the name, sir.

Boss They certainly do know the name - they burnt the factory down. The owner is hiding in my bathroom (shot heard) - the owner was hiding in my bathroom. (holds up 'joke' card again)

Frog You're not going to fire me, sir?

Boss Fire you? Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt, what... what... what ... can you possibly say? What excuse can you possibly make?

Frog Sorry, father. (holds up the 'joke' card)