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Gender Inequality: Women Will Only Save 12 Cents On Their Cookouts This Year
The Babylon Bee ^
| July 4, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 07/05/2021 5:27:56 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.—America is celebrating today after the Biden administration announced that people will save a full 16 cents on their cookouts this year. While this has been welcome news for most, it has also exposed the dark underbelly of America's continuing struggle against gender inequality.
This is because for every 16 cents a man saves on his cookout, the average woman will only save 12 cents.
"I wish I could say I was surprised by this," said Senator and equality expert Elizabeth Warren. "I'm actually not surprised in the least since we live in an evil, sexist country. Please donate to my campaign now, since I said a really progressive thing."
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Food; History; Humor; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; cookouts; genderinequality; independenceday; inflation; satire; savings; women
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
Gender inequality never ends!
DANG!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That’s because women put fancy mustard on their hot dogs.
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posted on
07/05/2021 5:35:27 PM PDT
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Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
07/05/2021 5:38:05 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
To: Larry Lucido
Hey now! I like plain ol’ yellow mustard on my hotdogs.
I put the snooty mustard in deviled eggs and with things like summer sausage or “gourmet” pretzels, but dogs go best with yellow mustard. 😁
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posted on
07/05/2021 5:38:13 PM PDT
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Allegra
To: Larry Lucido
I thought it was because women eat fewer than 76 hot dogs.
To: Allegra
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posted on
07/05/2021 5:41:24 PM PDT
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EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
To: EvilCapitalist
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posted on
07/05/2021 5:47:11 PM PDT
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Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
07/05/2021 5:47:55 PM PDT
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EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
To: cockroach_magoo; Allegra
Ya only save money on volume!
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posted on
07/05/2021 5:48:30 PM PDT
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Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Well...I could eat an extra 4 cents worth of ice cream easily. ;O)
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posted on
07/05/2021 5:49:56 PM PDT
by
boatbums
(Lord, make my life a testimony to the value of knowing you.)
To: EvilCapitalist
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07/05/2021 5:50:06 PM PDT
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Allegra
To: EvilCapitalist; Allegra
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posted on
07/05/2021 5:51:17 PM PDT
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Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Somebody owes me 4 cents. Who’s gonna pay up?
To: PistolPaknMama
Not me. I didn’t eat any hot dogs.
To: Larry Lucido
Love that!
And now I’m craving a dang hot dog.
We had ribs, brisket and sausage yesterday. No hot dogs.
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posted on
07/05/2021 5:59:52 PM PDT
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Allegra
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
My God, the idiot Biden actually tweeted this out! How brain-dead do you have to be to send this out? The WH must be populated with a bunch of children in their late teens or early 20s writing this tripe...
Furthermore, Biden’s own administration has said that food prices are, in fact, increasing. The U.S. Department of Agriculture said in a statement last week:
The food-away-from-home (restaurant purchases) CPI [Consumer Price Index] increased 0.6 percent in May 2021 and was 4.0 percent higher than May 2020; and the food-at-home (grocery store or supermarket food purchases) CPI increased 0.3 percent from April 2021 to May 2021 and was 0.7 percent higher than May 2020. In 2021 thus far compared to 2020 (reported as “Year-to-date avg. 2020 to avg. 2021”), food-at-home prices have increased 1.4 percent and food-away-from-home prices have increased 2.5 percent.
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posted on
07/05/2021 6:01:03 PM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“I’m not a conspiracy theorist....but, I don’t believe in coincidences, either.” ~ Steve Bannon)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
How brain-dead do you have to be to send this out? That would be very hard to estimate but The Babylon Bee is certainly having fun with it. What is this? Article #3 on that stupid tweet.
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posted on
07/05/2021 6:20:28 PM PDT
by
CommerceComet
("You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case, the government forgets the first." Rush Limbaugh )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
transgendered minorities will spend 16 cents more on soy based organic vegan “hot dogs” this July 4th.
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posted on
07/05/2021 6:20:52 PM PDT
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Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
To: CommerceComet
I saw the previous post about the Bee humor, but I didn’t see that anybody had posted the original tweet that the Bee is lampooning.
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posted on
07/05/2021 6:26:49 PM PDT
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ProtectOurFreedom
(“I’m not a conspiracy theorist....but, I don’t believe in coincidences, either.” ~ Steve Bannon)
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