Posted on 06/30/2021 3:09:05 PM PDT by dynachrome
Some of the new penalties being introduced include:
Failure to skip
Failure to cuddle after contact
Badly coordinated outfit
Not enough men on the field
Delay of coming out
Being Tim Tebow
Not enough holding
"We recognize that these penalties read like a bunch of bad jokes written by straight men, but this is the fi-- stop laughing! This is the first step towards a more inclusive NFL. Stop laughing!" explained Goodell.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
WELCOME TO SARCASTABALL
/south park
the new nfl promo commercial
man they’d eat the wayans brothers alive today for that
Your new NFL.
DANG!
National Faggot League
And as we have seen, the Bee is the nation’s best predictor of next month’s news. Those folks are great! And, sadly - always on target.
I remember that skit well. I’m surprised that the Wayans Brothers and David Alan Grier haven’t been cancelled and burned at the stake for it. Maybe that’s coming in the near future.
Yep it was during the Super Bowl halftime, they did that skit, I watched that over whatever lame halftime show they had for the game.
Just have to read the source before becoming upset; glad I’m doing that.
And the huddle is to be replaced with the “cuddle.”
I think the funniest skit in the “Men on...” group was when one of them got clonked in the head with a sandbag and became straight!
they are black
not white
they aren’t targets
maybe not yet, maybe never
There’s a fag on the play.
Funny but also sickening.
Tight End in motion!
-PJ
I wish I could laugh more at these but am concerned that it can actually occur for real.
Has me wondering how long will it be before military performance reports will include sections on how gay friendly the person is and their level of commitment to CRT.
I mean we’re talking about a sport where every play starts with a guy with his hands under another man’s ass. It doesn’t get any gayer than that.
Instead of playing the National Anthem, different Broadway show tunes are played, it’ll be Fabulous!
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