Next season's rules.
To: dynachrome
2 posted on
06/30/2021 3:09:49 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dynachrome
WELCOME TO SARCASTABALL
/south park
3 posted on
06/30/2021 3:10:18 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: dynachrome
To: dynachrome
And as we have seen, the Bee is the nation’s best predictor of next month’s news. Those folks are great! And, sadly - always on target.
7 posted on
06/30/2021 3:14:34 PM PDT by
Da Coyote
To: dynachrome
Just have to read the source before becoming upset; glad I’m doing that.
10 posted on
06/30/2021 3:16:33 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
(I Identify As Vaccinated)
To: dynachrome
And the huddle is to be replaced with the “cuddle.”
To: dynachrome
13 posted on
06/30/2021 3:17:56 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dynachrome
There’s a fag on the play.
15 posted on
06/30/2021 3:19:09 PM PDT by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: dynachrome
Funny but also sickening.
16 posted on
06/30/2021 3:21:54 PM PDT by
McGruff
(A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.)
To: dynachrome
You forgot about the classic joke:
Tight End in motion!
-PJ
17 posted on
06/30/2021 3:23:28 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(* LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: dynachrome
I wish I could laugh more at these but am concerned that it can actually occur for real.
Has me wondering how long will it be before military performance reports will include sections on how gay friendly the person is and their level of commitment to CRT.
To: dynachrome
When the Bee stings, somebody gonna go OW!!!
21 posted on
06/30/2021 3:26:48 PM PDT by
SaxxonWoods
( comment might be sarcasm, or not. It depends. Often I'm not sure either.)
To: dynachrome
One roster player announces he packs fudge, and the entire league collapses into a pool of used K-Y lubricant. The National Fellatio League now believes in everything and stands for nothing.
#GetWokeGoBroke
To: dynachrome
This headline could have fooled a lot of people if the writer and/or editor hadn’t included the second part. Substituting pride flags for penalty flags to show how woke the NFL is during pride month sounds very believable.
To: dynachrome
Don’t give them any ideas.
28 posted on
06/30/2021 3:50:38 PM PDT by
Kickass Conservative
(Trump - Make America Great Again / Biden - Make American Grovel Again...)
To: dynachrome
Love the new rules, Babylon Bee. Did the NFL accepted it, yet?
29 posted on
06/30/2021 3:55:30 PM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/5/21 at the NCGOP convention)
To: dynachrome
Pretty bad when you have to double check to see if it’s The Bee.
30 posted on
06/30/2021 3:57:06 PM PDT by
mewzilla
(Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
To: dynachrome
FAKE NEWS!!!Many fans are welcoming the changes, but some protested. Several disgruntled homophobes have announced they will no longer watch football and are switching to soccer.
The best parody is something that's actually close to the truth.
32 posted on
06/30/2021 4:03:45 PM PDT by
MuttTheHoople
("The issue is never the issue. The issue always is the Revolution." Lenin)
To: dynachrome
35 posted on
06/30/2021 4:26:29 PM PDT by
cranked
To: dynachrome
Did you see the new uniform pants?
Assless chaps.
37 posted on
06/30/2021 4:39:40 PM PDT by
seowulf
(Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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