Posted on 06/24/2021 3:36:33 PM PDT by dynachrome
I knew Indiana Jones 4 would suck back when the general public was cheering it on. Those films were a product of the 1980s and set in the NAZI era, trying to do a slick modern CGI infested Indian Jones set in the 1950s just wouldn’t work.
“Indiana Jones and the Laxative of Doom”
I threw a basketball at age 60 and practically ripped my arm from its socket. Sore for a month. Age has advantages and disadvantages.
Filming those cane and walker fights can be very violent.
Maybe he can shave his chest again in protest of deforestation someplace. Is he paying for carbon offsets to allow all the wasted energy being used for producing this pile of 💩 ?
Some of the comments at the site are pretty funny. People making fun of the movie already.
I think this one takes place in the 1960’s.
“Harrison Ford in his grandpa wheelchair only able to use one arm to move…so he keeps going in circles…”
‘You should have stayed in your ageist, (anonymous), closet.’
LOL
Put some ice on that
The third should have been the last one.
78 years old.
Yeah, similar here. I few years back, I did something that was a no-brainer in my younger days. I cracked a rib in the process. I went to my doctor, and he said, “You have to quit acting like you’re 25 and start acting like you’re 55.” I turn 58 next week, and just did some heavy work on the yard for the first time this year. I got a feeling I’ll feel it by Saturday.
The first movie was awesome. Great cinema, a great story, unique, made ya cheer for America and hate the Nazis all over again! I saw SOME of the second installment and quit right then and there.
Hey, Hollywood! Make America The Good Guys and you will always have a winning, money-making film, ya DOPES!
My favorite Harrison Ford movie is, ‘Presumed Innocent.’ Based on the novel by Scott Turow, and I usually HATE novels made into movies.
No spoilers. Legal murder mystery. You will NOT see this one coming. ;)
Indiana Jones and the Lost Depends
“I turn 58 next week”
Puppy.
L
“I went to my doctor, and this is what he said...”
‘That’s what ya get for jumpin’ on the bed?’ ;)
He fought Nazi’s , Soviets, and now the worst of the worst, Democrats!
Or as Biden says, put some ice cream on that.
“Indiana Jones and the Grammar Nazis”
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