DNA testing found ZERO tuna in Subway's tuna sandwiches and I have serious concerns about what I've been eating all these years

Not The Bee ^ | 23 Jun 21 | Not The Bee

[Politically Correct]

Subway claims that its tuna is "100% wild caught," but a lab test paid for by The New York Times found absolutely no tuna DNA in over 60 inches of sandwich.

[SaveFerris]

holy...

[Red Badger]

Testicles from floor of the slaughterhouse...........................

[lefty-lie-spy]

W-W-W-Weeeeeeemsco!

I don’t know how or why this story popped up again, but we heard this same story at least two or three years ago, and I believe it was found to not be (completely) true.

[I want the USA back]

Ask people in the neighborhood if their cats are accounted for.

[deport]

tacos de lengua

[donozark]

Well, at least we now know all those discarded shrimp veins didn’t end up in a landfill....

[Cowgirl of Justice]

When I was a flight attendant and we served inflight meals, the stench from the preservatives gave me a horrible headache that lasted long after the flight. My husband got a sandwich from Subway several years ago and it was the same chemical smell. He never went back.

[Mozzafiato]

A lab test paid for by The New York Times found absolutely no tuna DNA in over 60 inches of Subway sandwich."

In a related story, a lab test found absolutely no journalism in over 60 years of the New York Times.

[mass55th]

Well, it didn’t kill me, whatever it is. I’d rather eat a tuna sub from Subway, than take the Covid vaccine.

[mass55th]

"but a lab test paid for by The New York Times"

Like I'd trust anything the New York Times reports.

[9YearLurker]

They should have supply chain proof of what they have been buying from whom when.

[Boogieman]

I remember when we used to get free dolphin with our tuna.

[cherry]

cold cut subs from Subway are good but you don’t use mayo or mustard....you use oil and vinger......

[SuperLuminal]

Anybody seen or heard from the “tuna” lately???

[SuperLuminal]

"I’m not even gonna ask what’s in their meatball sub..."

The rumors here (surrounding the Nation's cesspool/capital) indicate that most Republican politicians have high-pitched, squeaky voices...

[windowdude]

Didn’t their bread have bits of yoga mat inside?

[Spitzensparkin1]

Now you can’t trust the mayo either. Made with cheap soy bean oil. Check all labels!

SS1

[Red Badger]

Then Subway ran out of FRESH material loooong ago!.......................

[ransomnote]

Depends on what your definition of ‘tuna’ is.... :(

[ransomnote]