"Hey! I'm not a tuna!" - Flipper's last words.
Posted on 06/24/2021 9:31:56 AM PDT by Politically Correct
Subway claims that its tuna is "100% wild caught," but a lab test paid for by The New York Times found absolutely no tuna DNA in over 60 inches of sandwich.
(Excerpt) Read more at notthebee.com ...
It's Flipper's evil twin.
I agree, especially since their sandwich is so dry and flat even with Mayo. I prefer to go to my local store Safeway and get a regular roll of any sandwich for 6.99 and they make them bulky and it taste moist not dry.
Pampa is from Argentina, IIRC................
No. It’s a kind of rat.
Almost? How about removing it all out of the bread. LOL
Any one who makes blanket statements is stupid - oh, wait...
“I’m not even gonna ask what’s in their meatball sub....................”
Testicles from the slaughterhouse.
Anyone who makes a blanket statement about anyone who makes a blanket statement is stupid, so there.
You will have died a patriot.....
Anyone missing dogs or cats from areas near subway?????
On a cracker!
I used to to buy this canned mackerel just like this. I fed my cat with it occasionally and the beauty of it was I could put a a little mackerel on a cracker too.
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3857632/posts?page=20#20
“Whiny Little Bobby: Mom, the tuna doesn’t taste as good as it used to.
Narrator: Millions of Americans feel the same way little Bobby does, ever since companies came out with dolphin-free tuna.
Bobby: The tuna doesn’t taste as good as it used to.
Narrator: Luckily, not every company shamelessly bends over and drops their pants for each whiny special interest group that comes along and complains about something. When animal rights activists pressured Weemsco into eliminating the dolphin in our tuna, we politely said ‘pfft. Get a life!’ Weemsco Tuna has the great dolphin flavor you grew up with. In fact, it’s chock full of dolphin because now there’s more for us to use. Weemsco Tuna tastes great because it’s a secret blend of tuna, dolphin, shark, medical waste, and dead sea turtles who choked on deflated helium balloons.
Bobby: The tuna doesn’t taste as good as it used to.
Mother: But this is Weemsco Tuna, honey. Try it!
Bobby: Mmmmmm!”
Former Burger King Jingle used by Subway:
Hold the Pickle
Hold the Lettuce
Hold the Tuna
Oops...
Most apetising to CRT fanatics, testosterone driven lesbians, and liberal whites nation wide.
Jared Fogle loved Subway’s fake tuna.
then...
Allegations of Fogle having inappropriate relations with minors began in 2007, but did not gain traction until 2015 when the FBI uncovered that he received child pornography from an associate. Fogle pled guilty to the child sex tourism and child pornography charges the same year and was sentenced to 15 years, 8 months in federal prison, with a minimum of 13 years before becoming eligible for parole.[5][6][7] He is currently incarcerated at the Federal Correctional Institution, Englewood.[2]00
not Ahi? I’m shocked!
Now that’s awful!
"Hey! I'm not a tuna!" - Flipper's last words.
I thought the demand for chorizo consumed all of those...
Any one who eats at subway is stupid.
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What if you get a foot long to go and take
it home to eat are you still stupid?
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