DNA testing found ZERO tuna in Subway's tuna sandwiches and I have serious concerns about what I've been eating all these years

Not The Bee ^ | 23 Jun 21 | Not The Bee

[Politically Correct]

Subway claims that its tuna is "100% wild caught," but a lab test paid for by The New York Times found absolutely no tuna DNA in over 60 inches of sandwich.

[Fury]

It may be Weemsco tuna.

The absolute best!

[nevadapatriot]

>Their bread is just absolutely inedible garbage. I’d rather eat a tennis ball.

Could I interest you in a Yoga Mat?

[butlerweave]

Check their garbage for the cans

[Magnum44]

[P-Marlowe]

Perhaps it is literally “chicken” of the sea.

[230FMJ]

I have not spent a penny at Subway since they signed on for Marvelous Michelle’s “Have a Movement” diet program.

[Smellin Salt]

Pretty sure that’s what happened to Smollet when he claims he was accosted by MAGA hat wearing goons in sub zero temps in Chiraq a few years ago. He was on his way back from buying a subway tuna sandwich. It’s all crystal clear now.