Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government

The Babylon Bee ^ | 06/23/2021 | Staff

[LibertyWoman]

Me...I'm in the market for a good used F4 Phantom :)

[SmokingJoe]

The Bee does it again. Chuckle.

[al baby]

You can find those at a building supply yard

[Pollard]

My personal favorite since I lack a runway

[Sacajaweau]

Gonna get me a Stinger...

[READINABLUESTATE]

https://www.controller.com/listings/for-sale/turbine-military-aircraft/10072

Fighter jets for sale.

[Mopp4]

Me...I'm in the market for a good used F4 Phantom :)

An excellent choice !

For me, it's the Cadillac of the Sky - P-51

[LibertyWoman]

I checked there. None to be found. I was told it was due to Covid dontchyaknow

[BrexitBen]

Do bazookas fire nuclear warheads ?

[LibertyWoman]

Excellent ;)

[Eagles6]

A10 Warthog for me!

[LibertyWoman]

Another excellent choice. We have good tastes lol!

[NFHale]

I just picked up a good, certified pre-owned F15 Strike Eagle from Habib’s Cheap Used F15 Lot on Torresdale Avenue down in Philly… low mileage, good price too…. Only one ejection… still has some flight hours on the warranty too…

[RBW in PA]

I went to buy an F-15 today and was denied. When they ran my background check it showed that I once flew a kite beyond the 100 foot limit. Turns out I’m a prohibited person and have a lifetime ban on purchasing or being in possession of any type of fighter jet.

[Fai Mao]

I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I asked for a P-47D Thunderbolt when I was 7.

He thought I wanted a model airplane

[LibertyWoman]

ahhh yes! I believe that is the choice of many modern warriors

[READINABLUESTATE]

“Do bazookas fire nuclear warheads ?”

The M-28 or M-29 Davy Crockett Weapon System was the tactical nuclear recoilless smoothbore gun for firing the M388 nuclear projectile armed with the W54 nuclear warhead that was deployed by the United States during the Cold War. It was the first and at the time was the utmost important project assigned to the United States Army Weapon Command in Rock Island, IL.[2] It was one of the smallest nuclear weapon systems ever built, with a yield of 20 tonnes of TNT (84 GJ). It is named after American folk hero, soldier, and congressman Davy Crockett.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device)

[COBOL2Java]

Looks good on his driveway

[Mopp4]

LOL !

[Flag_This]

"I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I asked for a P-47D Thunderbolt when I was 7."

You should have held out for an A-1 Skyraider.