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Posted on 06/18/2021 6:19:02 AM PDT by sodpoodle

HYMN No.365

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the Gin in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down..

The hymn-leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing hymn, let us sing Hymn No.365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: temperance
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1 posted on 06/18/2021 6:19:02 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Good one !


2 posted on 06/18/2021 6:21:20 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: sodpoodle

That’s great, thank you for sharing!


3 posted on 06/18/2021 6:25:34 AM PDT by MercyFlush (A wise man once said nothing. )
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To: sodpoodle

Haha! Funny! Thanks for the laugh! 🤠


4 posted on 06/18/2021 6:37:22 AM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: sodpoodle
I don't drink, but I say yes let's gather at the river.

Should be very entertaining. 8>)

5 posted on 06/18/2021 6:41:16 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: sodpoodle

I knew where it was going and still snickered when I read it.

At my church, we have a weekly communion service where we remember the Lord. There is no plan, no preacher etc. (That comes afterward.

Men in the church will read a scripture and maybe expound on it for a couple minutes. Others will call out a hymn.

We have two hymnbooks. One is black and is referred to as the Black book. The other is a reddish brown color. Some refer to it as the Brown songbook, other call it the Red book.

Apparently, many years ago, the had a different hymnbook that had a Red cover and some, out of habit just use Red to describe the reddish brown one.

A couple years ago, a man called out for us to sing hymn ### “from the Hymnbook Formerly Known as Red”

He got the expected heavy laughter


6 posted on 06/18/2021 6:41:31 AM PDT by cyclotic (Live your life in such a way that they hate you as much as they hated Rush Limbaugh)
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To: sodpoodle

Lol!


7 posted on 06/18/2021 6:54:16 AM PDT by bk1000 (Banned from Breitbart)
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