Posted on 06/09/2021 1:14:00 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
SAN JOSE, CA—Local half-white, half-black man Michael Preston has been ordered to pay himself reparations since half his ancestors were oppressed and half were oppressors.
"Wait -- what?" he said after he received a letter from Governor Gavin Newsom's office informing him he owed himself over $25,000. "Uh... OK? I guess?" He then went down to the bank and ordered a transfer to himself. He was a little short of the total amount so made it in installments, sending himself several payments totaling the $25,000 amount he owes himself for his ancestors oppressing his other ancestors.
"We'd like to thank Mr. Preston for atoning for the guilt of his ancestors," said Governor Newsom. "Because of them, he has a unique place of privilege in life and has had a leg up on his fellow citizens, who are oppressed because of things that happened hundreds of years ago. Today, he has made that right. Well, until we ask for more reparations later. Frankly, it's never going to stop."
"We'd also like to congratulate Mr. Preston for receiving the reparations long overdue to his ancestors today," said Governor Newsom. "Because of what happened to them, he is in a unique place of oppression in life and has never been able to get ahead of his fellow citizens, who are far more privileged than him because of things that happened hundreds of years ago. Today, that wrong has been righted. Well, until we send him more reparations later. Frankly, it's never going to stop."
Preston has said he'll pay whatever to himself going forward as long as the state just leaves him alone and lets him live his life.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
They are on top of their game!
LOL
Will Biden tax that as income lol.
He can take the money out of his White left side purple corderoy jeans pocket and put the money into his Black right side purple corderoy jeans pocket.
I’m 1/64th native American. I don’t feel like I owe anyone reparations.
LOL! The Bee strikes again.
He was ordered to pay $25k. After administrative loss, he receive $15k.
Who qualifies for reparations would be a serious question in any reparations bill.
That’s where the whole foolish idea would fall apart.
We already have reparations in hundreds or thousands of ways. Affirmative action is just one.
Has Obama paid his white side yet?
Now his white half owes his wife too...
Does that mean he pays her a lesser amount since he’s only half white?
Also, he can no longer talk to the Chicago mayor, Lightass, since he’s half white and she only will speak to Blacks. I guess she doesn’t speak to Hispanics or Asians either since they are not Black.
The Nazis were experts at this.
Colorado will give you a few buffalo .
Read it hear yesterday .
Now if you pretend to be black..
You’re golden. The big money reparations are on their way.
I want to see Barry and Barack fight it out over the reparations issue. Surely Barry wouldn’t stiff Barack over the fact he’s only a first generation slave.
Good one.
Obammy.... Reparations.....
He's not an African-American. He's a Kenyan-American, yes. My point is that he is not descended from American slaves so he is ineligible for reparations.
And what actions must their “kids” take?
Bronco Bama!? Paging Bronco Bama!
I started reading, and then said —— ‘’wait a minute’’ -— and looked at the source of the article. Yes — B B!!! Must be fun working for them. I wonder how much they get away with??
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