Posted on 05/22/2021 10:23:23 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
PAWTUCKET, RI—Hasbro has released a new version of the classic board game Operation where players just keep putting more and more masks on the patient to make him safer and safer.
Instead of actual healthcare or removing the broken body parts out of the patient, players will instead just keep layering masks on him. Players earn points based on how high they can stack the mask tower without its toppling and how well they're able to cover the patient's nose and mouth.
A new commercial described the excitement of the updated version of the game: "Can you double-mask Cavity Sam? What about a triple-mask? Or go for the rare quintuple-mask! But oh no! Watch out for the electronic buzzer -- if you accidentally make any contact with him at all, he will die of COVID-19!"
The winning player gets to go on to a bonus round where they carefully inject Cavity Sam with all the available COVID vaccines to see if he grows any extra limbs.
At publishing time, Hasbro had further confirmed that the board will be equipped with a microphone, causing Cavity Sam's nose alarm to go off if anyone questions the efficacy of masks.
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Hasbro keepin’ up with the times!
DANG!
or keep injecting vaccine until the patient get a blood clot
Followed soon by kits for perfoming addictomies and chopadicophamies. Preparing doctors for that brave new world.
or heart inflammation.
A new version of monopoly, where everyone is required to shelter in place. You just keep collecting rent from those who were on your property when the lockdown occurs.
A new version of Clue, that includes the Wuhan Laboratory, a modified bat virus, and the CCP.
Next, the Bee needs to do similar where they have interchangeable male/female parts.....
It was Fauci, with a vax needle, in the study!
Thats what we call a traffic jamb in the ghetto a blood clot
Followed by a new version that features “Addadicktome” and “Addapusstome” to appease the “Inclusive aka Transgender Crowd”
Hasbro needs to get woke and call them selves HAS Fluid or Has Person HASBRO is is assuming too much
There will be a version where Cavity Sam gets his pecker cut off.
I’ll take “Fauci on CNN with a needle”
Trans Potato Head?
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