[DoodleDawg]

Missouri man is giving Florida man a run for his money.

[Kickass Conservative]

Hunter Biden moved to Missouri?

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Also...

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3957630/posts

[vespa300]

My brother is a real turkey but I don’t want to shoot the fool......

[CincyRichieRich]

Bull crap. I don’t believe that.

[Beagle8U]

“A man hiking a Missouri trail was shot over the weekend by a hunter who mistook him for a turkey, police say.”

Did the victim look like Barney Fife? He always looked like a turkey to me.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

I heard that he got ‘em in the giblets . . .

[MRadtke]

Good Lord! Just how big are the turkeys there, anyway?

[OSHA]

I do not hunt turkey. The object of turkey hunting is to be as invisible as possible and to sound as much like a turkey as possible.

Deadly combination. Too many idiots taking “sound shots”.

[Paladin2]

If the Hiker is a Lib[Marxist], it’s likely a turkey [in thinking at least].

[Bullish]

Turkey?

You mean he shot Gerald Nadler?

[Bigg Red]

Prayers up.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Turkey hunting has the worst rate of accidental shootings, considering far fewer people hunt turkey than deer.

Not sure why that is, but they seem to ignore the part about identifying your target before pulling the trigger.

I remember a few years back in one of the hunting magazines I read about a world champion turkey caller who got shot and killed calling in turkeys during turkey season. Evidently somebody just shot at the sound.

They never caught the culprit.

[AFreeBird]

Hunter shouldn’t smoke crack and use a gun.

[353FMG]

Bike needed maintenance. It went “gobble, gobble, gobble”.

[frank ballenger]

So CNBC and CNN stars take that chance wherever they go. Mistakes were made.

[Roadrunner383]

Kid I knew in high school was shot and killed by his cousin when they were out deer hunting. The cousin heard something moving in the bushes and fired blindly. These guys were like brothers, a real tragedy.

[MinuteGal]

I suspect fowl play.

Leni

[the_daug]

Da Turdy Point Buck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZOC1QXTQLk

[fireman15]

Too bad, but an easy mistake to make.

[jstolzen]

Wife and I hike a trail nearby that allows hunting in the surrounding area.

Letting people hunt in an area used by hikers, runners, bikers, etc seems like a recipe for disaster. We wear orange when we go, but still..yeah, we could skip the trail - but it’s a nice one and would be a shame to have to stay away because some idiots at the DNR decided letting hunters and hikers use the same area at the same time is somehow a good idea..