Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

7 Keys To Being A Feminist Husband
The Babylon Bee ^ | May 5, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/06/2021 8:19:00 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

If there's one thing all women dream of from the time they are little girls, it's being married to a feminist husband. If you're married, are you feminist enough? Follow these simple tips to up your feminist game!

1. Explain feminism to your wife in case she doesn't know what it is: It's important for your wife to really understand what you're doing as you make efforts to become more feminist. Explain it as many times as necessary to make sure she understands.

2. Wait patiently for her to open the door for you: Women are always annoyed when men assume they aren't strong enough to open doors. Let her open the door for you! Also, let her open all her own pickle jars.

3. Burn all of her bras: The brassiere is an invention of the patriarchy. Take it upon yourself to liberate her from these oppressive shackles today!

4. Fill the house with spiders for her to triumphantly defeat herself: There's nothing strong, independent women love more than conquering a terrifying foe. Give her the thrill of a lifetime!

5. Criticize all her cooking because a real feminist can take it: If you don't forcefully criticize her at every turn, your wife will take that to mean you don't think she's strong enough.

6. Remind your wife how feminist you are: Sometimes, women forget. Make sure she remembers how lucky she is to have married a real feminist!

7. Let her work a full-time job, do all the housework, and raise the kids so the world can see how powerful she is: Your wife is POWERFUL, and the world needs to see it. Let her do everything!

Follow these 7 simple steps today and give your wife the feminist husband of her dreams!

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Reference; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; feminism; husbands; satire; wives

1 posted on 05/06/2021 8:19:00 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

Abandon those old standards of manhood, and keep your wives simultaneously independent and bored.

DANG!


2 posted on 05/06/2021 8:19:50 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (GOP-free since 10/9/20)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Woke enough yet?


3 posted on 05/06/2021 8:25:27 PM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Run.

Run to India.

4 posted on 05/06/2021 8:29:39 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (May their path be strewn with Legos, may they step on them with bare feet until they repent. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

5 posted on 05/06/2021 9:08:27 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. L)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

8. Your wife is not only powerful and strong, she is intellectually brilliant. Engage her in arguments. Let her pick the topic so that you may be astounded by her virtuosity in tackling—and taming!—any subject. Admit your ignorance and her infallibility. She’ll thank you for being a feminist husband!


6 posted on 05/06/2021 9:09:30 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

8. Start talking about feminism in the middle of unrelated conversations. who needs a logical segue?

9. When discussing actual history and events, always hijack the conversation by starting with, “if wimmin were here, they would have...”


7 posted on 05/06/2021 9:17:40 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Bookmark


8 posted on 05/06/2021 10:32:06 PM PDT by aquila48 (o not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

That reminds me of a friend who’s neighbors were two ‘feminist’ girls who were really snotty and rude to him and his room mate.

When the girls moved out, my friend and his room mate sat out on the porch drinking beers while watching those two girls haul out their stuff....😊


9 posted on 05/07/2021 5:28:53 AM PDT by SMARTY ( "Force always attracts men of low morality. " Albert Einstein)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson