Posted on 05/03/2021 4:19:07 PM PDT by Trillian
MEDINA, WA—In a shocking turn of events, Melinda Gates has changed her mind about divorcing Bill Gates only minutes after receiving the COVID vaccine.
"I have changed my mind and do not want a divorce from this amazing and handsome man," said Melinda with a glazed look in her eye. "Bill is perfect in every way. I cannot live without him. Also, Windows is the best operating system and Internet Explorer is the best way to surf the world wide web."
According to sources, her divorce lawyer quickly jumped in to change her mind, reminding her that Bill was a major nerd in high school and that she would get at least half of his mind-controlled zombie army in the divorce.
"I do not care," she said. "I live only to serve my wonderful husband, Bill." She then changed into a 50's housewife dress and cooking him breakfast.
Bill Gates could not be reached for comment, but his spokesperson released a statement, saying: "Windows is the best operating system and Internet Explorer is the best way to surf the world wide web. All hail Bill."
Very funny!
Stepford Wives
😂😂😂😂
👍🏻👍🏻
I hear the experimental “vax” biz pays well.
Obviously an anxiety reaction to the vaccine.
ROFL!!
They meant glassy-eyed, but still not too bad.
I guess as long as the two guys are happy, that’s really all that matters, yea?
And just as I was going to start a “Go Fund Me” for Bill Gates to help him through a divorce.
Resistance is futile. You will be vaccinated.
DAmnit!
I had hope!
Dreams!!!
Back before Windows 95 shipped there was a story going around that Melinda was seeking a divorce. The judge asked her why and she said that they still had not consummated their marriage. The judge said “you’ve been married for years and still haven’t consummated the marriage?” She said “yes, all he ever does is stand at the foot of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be.”
Reminds me of a great Twilight Zone episode, “The Chaser”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYzt8FSEtFM
LOL! the bee stings...had me fooled
My tagline says it all.
I’m not surprised by this. After I got my J&J jab I heard a voice in my head that sounded like Bill Gates telling me not to eat meat. A couple of tomahawk rib eyes quieted the voice.
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