Posted on 04/27/2021 7:10:24 AM PDT by servo1969
PAWTUCKET, RI--Hasbro announced today an exciting new playset for kids and little innocent babies: "My First Knife Fight," to be released under its Playskool brand aimed at toddlers.
The playset features real shivs kids can use to stab each other in an innocent street fight. Including a variety of knives, from makeshift shivs made out of toothbrushes and razor blades to switchblades and kitchen knives, the playset is designed to entertain kids of all ages.
"Raise your kids right with My First Knife Fight!" says the voiceover in a new commercial for the product. "As everyone knows, all sweet and innocent children love to stab each other in a good old-fashioned knife fight. Make sure your kids have a leg up on the competition with our premium playset -- you don't want your innocent little baby on the wrong side of a butterfly knife!"
"Get My First Knife Fight today, wherever great toys for sweet precious little babies are sold!"
According to Hasbro, the playset is already wildly popular and has caused no actual violence, just innocent kids stabbing each other on playgrounds a lot "in good clean knife fighting fun."
So, would the knife fight pictured be considered a hate crime, or just integrated?
ahahahaha!
Plus these days ridicule is the best we can get.
My Kia was probably fat and lazy. She don do nuffin’.
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Guess folks forget West Side Story, Rebel Without a Cause, knife fights but white kids so.........
Irwin Mainway beat them to it forty-five years ago with his Johnny Switchblade: Adventure Punk toy.
That was my first thought also. The Bee is good .
LOL @ the bartender toddler!
That’s a realistic scowl.
Actually I know many commuters who have wanted throw this idiot in front of an L train for many years.
Machete Mike is a total jerk who should have been arrested for vagrancy - good to see that his guitar and amp was destroyed
Tough crowd.
Is that post by Bree Nobrain?
it wasnt a knife fight. it was a knife attack.
shouldnt that be drag queen gi joe?
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