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How Not to get your A$$ Kicked by the Police
YouTube ^ | 2-2-2007 | Chris Rock

Posted on 04/25/2021 6:43:42 PM PDT by ocrp1982

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TOPICS: Education; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; tutorial
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1 posted on 04/25/2021 6:43:42 PM PDT by ocrp1982
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To: ocrp1982

I’m 63

Police treat u different when you’re old

When I was a young long hair

A beating was easily provoked

Some black urban cops are just looking to beat a wood


2 posted on 04/25/2021 6:46:26 PM PDT by wardaddy (P IN 1999 JIM THOMPSON WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE BUSHES ...WE WERE WRONG lz’’z:s)
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To: ocrp1982

A classic.


3 posted on 04/25/2021 6:50:55 PM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKuEUasqx5I

Here is another Chris Rock Classic.


4 posted on 04/25/2021 6:52:00 PM PDT by Eddie01
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To: dynachrome

Absolutely a classic. Chris Rock may be a turd, but he sure gets it spot on with this one.


5 posted on 04/25/2021 6:54:32 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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To: ocrp1982

I was so thinking about this video today!


6 posted on 04/25/2021 6:54:56 PM PDT by Dogbert41 (Proud member of the Poor Boy Gang. )
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Last time I got stopped by a cop, I was real nice as usual. I commented on how unusual it was to have a cop approach my car with a mask on. He laughed and thanked me for being nice to him.


7 posted on 04/25/2021 6:57:31 PM PDT by Slyfox
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“When I was a young long hair A beating was easily provoked”

I’m the same age. Never once when pulled over did politeness and respect ever result in a beating by any cop. Ever. I drove a Chevelle SS 454. Aggressively. When caught I simply admitted it. And, was extremely polite. Several times my respect got me off with a warning when the infraction could have cost me a suspended sentence.
This pattern continued my whole life. When the lights go on pull over ASAP. Roll down the window. Put both hands on top of the wheel and be polite and respectful. Works every time it’s tried.


8 posted on 04/25/2021 6:58:19 PM PDT by ocrp1982 ( Bibicly)
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Suspended LICENSE!!! How I wish FreeRepublic had an EDIT function!


9 posted on 04/25/2021 7:00:13 PM PDT by ocrp1982 ( Bibicly)
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To: ocrp1982

Chris Rock originally did this routine as parody. It’s evolved into a common sense training video.


10 posted on 04/25/2021 7:24:49 PM PDT by wjcsux (RIP Rush Limbaugh 12 Jan 1951- 17 Feb 2021. We really miss you. 😢)
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Everyone 15-21 should have to watch it annually.


11 posted on 04/25/2021 7:48:05 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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I can only surmise that with the revival of this video his career, if not more, is effectively over.


12 posted on 04/25/2021 8:01:31 PM PDT by daler
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To: Eddie01

LOL, at the comments...

“ain’t no black people in minnesota”

George Floyd has entered the chat


13 posted on 04/25/2021 8:08:11 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: ocrp1982

I was in Mississippi

A mite different about long hair


14 posted on 04/25/2021 8:21:51 PM PDT by wardaddy (P IN 1999 JIM THOMPSON WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE BUSHES ...WE WERE WRONG lz’’z:s)
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To: ocrp1982

Same experiences here. Got let off easy a lot when young. The last two times I’ve been stopped I could have been ticketed but wasn’t.


15 posted on 04/25/2021 8:22:22 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Any comment might be sarcasm, or not. It depends. Often I'm not sure either.)
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Politeness and outright courtesy toward an officer got me out of a ticket I deserved...I did exactly what you do with window, lights, hands and had my docs in hand when he got to my window...Suspect my veteran plates may have helped because he asked me if I served...

Young CO State Patrol Trooper, very professional and courteous...He seemed shocked I treated him like a human being...Thanked me for my courtesy...

Sent his Sergeant a note of thanks and commended the Trooper...He deserved it...


16 posted on 04/25/2021 8:30:17 PM PDT by elteemike (Light is faster than sound; that's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak.)
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To: ocrp1982
When I delivered Pizzas for Pizza Hut I returned to my car and saw a cop writing a ticket for my illegally parked car. Rather than get angry I said "WOW! You guys are fast! Usually I'm way gone before any of you show up". He smiled and just gave me a warning.
17 posted on 04/25/2021 9:15:06 PM PDT by Nateman (Keep Liberty Alive! Article V!)
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To: ocrp1982

Back in the day of a billy club shampoo.


18 posted on 04/25/2021 9:28:16 PM PDT by bray (Hating Whites is racist)
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To: ocrp1982

heh heh heh. Lol. Forgot about this one. Thank you.


19 posted on 04/26/2021 3:01:12 AM PDT by Norski (Pilate saith unto him, What is truth?)
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To: elteemike

What are the litigious folks with no impulse control, don’t take their perception of being disrespected well, react with extreme violence, and then blame everything on a system?


20 posted on 04/26/2021 3:14:50 AM PDT by Sgt_Rutter
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