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Pelosi Thanks Millions Of Babies For Sacrificing Their Lives For Women's Rights
Babylon Bee ^ | 04/21/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/22/2021 9:57:12 AM PDT by BipolarBob

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a somber address on Tuesday, Nancy Pelosi thanked millions of aborted babies for sacrificing their lives for women's rights.

"Thank you 60 million babies, for sacrificing your life for the noble cause of reproductive healthcare," she began. "Because of you, and because of millions of activists around the world who came out to abort their children and fight for abortion rights, the world will remember you."

Sources say that over 60 million unborn children have been brutally killed since the 1973 Roe V. Wade decision, which has resulted in the spread of reproductive choice for women as well as rapists all around the world. "They did not die in vain," said Pelosi.

In additional comments, Pelosi also expressed gratefulness for the babies who have died for the noble cause of Democrat fundraising.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: abortedbabies; babylonbee; pelosi; pelosigeorgefloyd
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To: BipolarBob

Wow........with the Democrats, Babylon Bee just has an endless supply of material................


21 posted on 04/22/2021 10:24:04 AM PDT by Mopp4 ("It is a cruel world, Herr Hauptman. You said it yourself.")
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To: BipolarBob

“She’ll cut your head off and you won’t even know you are bleeding.” - Nazi’s spawn


22 posted on 04/22/2021 10:24:22 AM PDT by PGalt (past peak civilization?)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

“It isn’t funny, but it is VERY accurate and skewers that bitch. But she couldn’t care less.”

That old hag is trying to figure out how to work a lawsuit around that pesky parody rule.


23 posted on 04/22/2021 10:27:33 AM PDT by moehoward (.)
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To: BipolarBob

As in another post, maybe she could hold a presser thanking all the folks that sacrificed themselves to the china flu to help the environment.


24 posted on 04/22/2021 10:31:57 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this?)
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To: BipolarBob

The Democrat craves baby murder.


25 posted on 04/22/2021 10:36:39 AM PDT by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie. )
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To: BipolarBob

Nancy is the inspiration for Babylon Bee


26 posted on 04/22/2021 10:40:10 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: BipolarBob

Satire isn’t always funny even when it’s true.

Her comments on Floyd amount to virtually the same thing.


27 posted on 04/22/2021 10:41:33 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
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To: katana

“Good satire can be a disturbing, and so close to reality that it takes reading or examining the source to identify it as such. The laughter it causes is not the same as at a joke. In this case, Babylon Bee gets full marks. It’s a sharp stick poke in the eye to Pelosi.”
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You expressed my initial reaction more succinctly than I could have stated.


28 posted on 04/22/2021 10:45:42 AM PDT by thouworm ("To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth"---Theodore Roosevelt)
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To: lurk

I’m very familiar with The Bee. I find them hilarious.
Some posters here seemed greatly disturbed by the headline, so in an oblique way, I was trying to explain why someone would write such a headline.


29 posted on 04/22/2021 10:47:09 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: All

while reading i stumbled upon this one
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-closing-argument-prosecutor-tearfully-addresses-each-juror-by-name-phone-number-and-street-address


30 posted on 04/22/2021 11:52:13 AM PDT by CarolinaReaganFan
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...

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31 posted on 04/22/2021 12:17:47 PM PDT by bitt (People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.)
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To: rktman

But she would NEVER thank all the people who sacrificed themselves in many wars to keep us free.


32 posted on 04/22/2021 12:21:31 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Real happiness is one that you share)
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To: BipolarBob

So now you know who Nancy Pelosi is! Now when you vote for her if you do, you are morally obligated to remember all those babies murdered in abortion and her part in fostering abortion. On judgement day we will all be held accountable. Remember that!


33 posted on 04/22/2021 12:38:56 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent (E)
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To: BipolarBob
Moloch’s daughter
34 posted on 04/22/2021 1:13:59 PM PDT by californian by choice
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To: BipolarBob

I know it’s not funny, but it’s true, sardonic.


35 posted on 04/22/2021 2:51:44 PM PDT by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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To: BipolarBob

Nazi eugenics Pelosi. Her expiration date is past.


36 posted on 04/22/2021 3:20:02 PM PDT by PGalt (past peak civilization?)
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To: BipolarBob

And Pelosi apparently calls herself a devout Roman Catholic.

I’d say she needs to do a few million Hail Marys before she kicks off, or she definitely will enter the precincts of the underworld, and remain there as the play toy of the Dark One.


37 posted on 04/22/2021 6:34:00 PM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
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To: Candor7
I’d say she needs to do a few million Hail Marys before she kicks off

Too late for this one. She's gone to the Dark Side and is beyond remorse. She should be wary of a house falling on her and her red ruby slippers.

38 posted on 04/22/2021 6:58:11 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Jeffrey Epsteins last words "I am not committing suicide".)
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To: Don Corleone

“Why won’t the Catholic Church denounce and excommunicate these monsters?”

I’ll take “because they’re frauds”for $1,000.00, Alex.

L


39 posted on 04/22/2021 7:05:57 PM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is. , )
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To: BipolarBob

No contrition, No Peace!


40 posted on 04/22/2021 7:07:30 PM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
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