Posted on 04/22/2021 9:57:12 AM PDT by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a somber address on Tuesday, Nancy Pelosi thanked millions of aborted babies for sacrificing their lives for women's rights.
"Thank you 60 million babies, for sacrificing your life for the noble cause of reproductive healthcare," she began. "Because of you, and because of millions of activists around the world who came out to abort their children and fight for abortion rights, the world will remember you."
Sources say that over 60 million unborn children have been brutally killed since the 1973 Roe V. Wade decision, which has resulted in the spread of reproductive choice for women as well as rapists all around the world. "They did not die in vain," said Pelosi.
In additional comments, Pelosi also expressed gratefulness for the babies who have died for the noble cause of Democrat fundraising.
Wow........with the Democrats, Babylon Bee just has an endless supply of material................
“She’ll cut your head off and you won’t even know you are bleeding.” - Nazi’s spawn
“It isn’t funny, but it is VERY accurate and skewers that bitch. But she couldn’t care less.”
That old hag is trying to figure out how to work a lawsuit around that pesky parody rule.
As in another post, maybe she could hold a presser thanking all the folks that sacrificed themselves to the china flu to help the environment.
The Democrat craves baby murder.
Nancy is the inspiration for Babylon Bee
Satire isn’t always funny even when it’s true.
Her comments on Floyd amount to virtually the same thing.
“Good satire can be a disturbing, and so close to reality that it takes reading or examining the source to identify it as such. The laughter it causes is not the same as at a joke. In this case, Babylon Bee gets full marks. It’s a sharp stick poke in the eye to Pelosi.”
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You expressed my initial reaction more succinctly than I could have stated.
I’m very familiar with The Bee. I find them hilarious.
Some posters here seemed greatly disturbed by the headline, so in an oblique way, I was trying to explain why someone would write such a headline.
while reading i stumbled upon this one
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-closing-argument-prosecutor-tearfully-addresses-each-juror-by-name-phone-number-and-street-address
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But she would NEVER thank all the people who sacrificed themselves in many wars to keep us free.
So now you know who Nancy Pelosi is! Now when you vote for her if you do, you are morally obligated to remember all those babies murdered in abortion and her part in fostering abortion. On judgement day we will all be held accountable. Remember that!
I know it’s not funny, but it’s true, sardonic.
Nazi eugenics Pelosi. Her expiration date is past.
And Pelosi apparently calls herself a devout Roman Catholic.
I’d say she needs to do a few million Hail Marys before she kicks off, or she definitely will enter the precincts of the underworld, and remain there as the play toy of the Dark One.
Too late for this one. She's gone to the Dark Side and is beyond remorse. She should be wary of a house falling on her and her red ruby slippers.
“Why won’t the Catholic Church denounce and excommunicate these monsters?”
I’ll take “because they’re frauds”for $1,000.00, Alex.
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No contrition, No Peace!
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