Posted on 04/19/2021 12:45:23 PM PDT by freedumb2003
U.S.—A recent survey revealed that a majority of Americans are ready to get back to work. Even when asked if they realize that getting everybody back to work right now could increase deaths from COVID-19, most responded that they were willing to die if that's what it took to end the nightly parade of self-important late show hosts scolding them all for needing money from the comfort of their fancy homes getting paid millions to shame-Skype America.
"It's like when you accidentally FaceTime someone you really did not want to talk to. That's what TV is like now," said one participant in the survey who then begged for the COVID-19 virus to release him from another webcam Trevor Noah monologue.
Late show hosts are pushing for a longer quarantine period citing their preference to talk down to America on a laptop camera while wearing pajamas, not having to be around all the gross people who show up in live audiences and receiving the same sweet paycheck every week.
I would certainly rather risk death than be scolded by a celebutard.
It would be fitting for all these nanny celebrities to start drooping like flies.
I'd rather COVID infected weasels rip my flesh.
But where are we going to get vital life advice if it weren’t for celebrities?
Celebrity scolding is what the fast forward button is for!!!!
Can you imagine what Zappa would have to say about all this? I often think of that and told the self righteous a-hole working at Zingerman’s in Ann Arbor exactly that last summer. “Our generation would not have rolled over like your generation has.” I didn’t get so much as an “Ok Boomer” in response.
Every time I’m out shopping and they announce some BS about the China Virus it just makes me angry.
there comes a certain time in life where you gotta say what the f**k... 😎
If only that were a choice we actually get to make.
in this case it isn’t satire
Satire or not, I was at the gag-point with the celeb cheerleading, with the very first one!
My mute button is worn out for sure
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