Posted on 04/17/2021 12:06:57 PM PDT by xp38
U.S.—A new study has found that many conservatives are deciding not to get the COVID-19 vaccine after they learned that liberals will continue staying away from them for their safety.
The Biden administration has been trying to reach out to conservatives to get them to take the vaccine, but the excellent benefits of not getting vaccinated, like being able to be alone all the time and not having to interact with liberals, outweigh the benefits for many Republicans.
"You mean they'll intentionally social distance from me, like, forever? Oh yeah, I'm definitely not getting vaccinated!" said one man in Texas. "No crowds, no liberals bugging me? You mean, like, the Californian transplants who work in my office building won't sit at my lunch table? This is great!"
There is, of course, a slightly increased risk of dying if you don't get the vaccine, but conservatives say that's a risk they're willing to take if it means they don't have to hang out with liberals constantly screaming at them that they're racist Nazi homophobes, "or whatever the current label is."
"I mean, yeah, I could die," said one man in Alabama. "But who wants to live a life with liberals anyway? That's not living, brother.'
Those who do get the vaccine are resorting to wearing their old MAGA hats in order to keep liberals away.
If only. Lulz.
LOL...drat, I got vaccinated. I never thought of this benefit of foregoing the shot.
I don’t know who writes for the Bee, but it has become a stellar source of material!
Ya, all the Conservatives I know look for Celebrities example to follow.....
This is funny— Diagnosing a liberal
Most took them off. Some left them on.
And one guy cussed us out.
Figured we were better off without him.
We went to youth sports today to see two grandchildren play.
On the soccer end of the park you had to wear a mask.
On the baseball diamonds (same park) no mask required.
My SIL who’s a coach says it comes from the liability insurance being different?
I am going to have red hats printed with “#NotVaxed” made. Anyone want to buy one?
This is the most persuasive argument that I have heard, to not get vaccinated.
This sounds like the old win/win.
Blue state and play a no mask game. Was checking out and the woman in front of me leans over and asks if I had no mask through the entire store. I told her yes and she thanked me for my courage. Too funny.
😂
It is indeed the best satire on the web
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