Posted on 04/14/2021 7:50:02 PM PDT by blueplum
That’s fraudulent. Everyone knows the aliens live in Bergen County.
How much do they pay the studs for holding the toilet to the floor? And where do they find such folk? (I shudder to think...)
Bloody nasty job, if you ask me, but then I suppose somebody has to do it. Wouldn’t do to have the loo on the lam while you’re trying to pinch a loaf; nasty thought, that.
Sadly, I’ve got a newsflash for you:
They’re headed toward every state, county and town.
That’s one of my favorite movies.
Couple of years ago some hoaxers took some pie tins, put a blinking light in, then attached to a helium balloon and
Lanched them near Morristoen
People totally freaked when saw them drifto=ing overhead .....
no power source, unless someone has found a way to tap into the internal dynamics of aged wood with a earphone jack
Wharton State Forest is in the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey - home of the “Jersey Devil.” Look it up!
The NHL team was named after this creature.
Yep, and many people who grew up here spent their youth exploring the woods and telling stories of the strange happenings in the Pine Barrens.
Jersey Devil?
And many other stories told by people who grew up here (I’m not one of them). Legends of places deep in the woods, where something terrible happened, or a ghost is haunting the place, or there’s some other unexplained mysterious occurrence.
So, of course, the aliens must be here, too.
The human need to have an “evil” or mysterious figure(s) fascinates me. It is so hardwired into the psyche that it drives many to distraction. I have spent a large part of my life in the great outdoors and have never witnessed anything like these “beings”. I am a hunter so I am very in tune with my surroundings - I have seen a few mountain lions where others don’t see anything. Of course now days you can get a TV show and spread your story all over the planet.
I believe you. Interesting that you'd mention that because, recently, a hunter in this area was brutally murdered while in the woods at night, and I still can't understand how that happened. Took weeks before the killer was caught. The tales of strange beings may be fun to listen to, but I worry more about the real monsters.
The real monsters are the ones that scare me too.
And Essex County. They come over the river from NYC.
I thought the aliens were being bused in, not flown in...
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