1 posted on
04/12/2021 9:59:16 AM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
2 posted on
04/12/2021 10:00:32 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uhh... your opinion, man)
To: simpson96
3 posted on
04/12/2021 10:00:38 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: simpson96
Because it was only in their ‘general direction’?................
4 posted on
04/12/2021 10:00:52 AM PDT by
Red Badger
("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
To: simpson96
I can think of worse things that take place on park benches.
5 posted on
04/12/2021 10:01:56 AM PDT by
ryderann
To: simpson96
Always remember to fart in a respective manner. Maybe say “I made this for you, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.”
7 posted on
04/12/2021 10:02:55 AM PDT by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: simpson96
Jeez. Aussie cops are woke too, I guess.
“Mom, he farted at me! Boo hoo hoo.”
8 posted on
04/12/2021 10:04:57 AM PDT by
Seruzawa
(The political Left is the Garden of Eden of Incompetence - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: simpson96
“But the sound must have ‘communicative intent’, which this bloke’s fart didn’t, according to the court.”
How can the court say that? He most definitely had communicative intent.
To: Fred Nerks
They are at it again in the Homeland.
It must be the sauerkraut.
11 posted on
04/12/2021 10:10:06 AM PDT by
Candor7
((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
To: simpson96
13 posted on
04/12/2021 10:13:53 AM PDT by
sit-rep
( )
To: simpson96
The charges got plea bargained down from a Frump to a Theet.
14 posted on
04/12/2021 10:15:55 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
("My brain has a mind of it's own!"-what my 8 year old granddaughter told me.)
To: simpson96
some people and the crap they do...
15 posted on
04/12/2021 10:16:49 AM PDT by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: simpson96
The force claimed the man stood up, looked directly at the officers and 'let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent' after he was asked to confirm his identity."Your Honor, the State intends to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the Accused did willfully, and with malice aforethought, break wind in the general vicinity of the Plaintiffs.
Question: How do you prove intent? Maybe he intended to fart, but that doesn't mean that he intended to direct any offense towards anyone.
And it was in a park, for goodness sakes! Not, e.g., in the back of a crowded squad car - or (Um Gotteswillen!) - during a rectal examination.
Regards,
19 posted on
04/12/2021 10:28:09 AM PDT by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: simpson96
Did he fart in ‘Austrian’?
23 posted on
04/12/2021 10:38:48 AM PDT by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
To: simpson96
"More beans, Mr. Taggart?"
26 posted on
04/12/2021 10:57:48 AM PDT by
deoetdoctrinae
(Become a monthly donor and stamp out FReepathons.)
To: simpson96
“The man said even if he had done it deliberately, his fart was covered by freedom of expression, thelocal.at reports.”
So he was talking out of his a$$. Have a lot of that in the USA also.
To: simpson96
He needs to learn the art of SBD.
31 posted on
04/12/2021 3:45:03 PM PDT by
jy8z
(When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
To: simpson96
Fart provocateur, now that is something roguish to aspire to.
I wonder if Eric Swalwell could be considered a fart provocateur? Maybe that’s what attracted Poon Fang to him?
33 posted on
04/12/2021 4:51:55 PM PDT by
chickenlips
(Neuter your politicians)
To: simpson96
Former farmer fined five-hundred-fifty francs, for filthy, fetid, fiendish, first-degree, foul-smelling, felonious-flatulence-fuming farts, and flaming fugacity.
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