President Biden will clarify his executive order regarding gun control

Liberal Lunacy ^ | 4/10/21 | Liberal Lunacy Staff

[GeorgiaDawg32]

(Washington, D.C.) With conservatives raising questions regarding the recent Executive Order regarding gun restrictions signed by President Biden asking how this will affect the plethora of guns that exist in high crime cities, President Biden will issue a statement to ally those fears. An anonymous spokesman familiar with the statement issued the following release:

“President Biden is aware of conservative concerns and is working around the clock to provide an effective solution to a perceived problem”.

“He intends to fund a program to be implemented in high crime areas, such as the South Side of Chicago and other cities such as Atlanta, Los Angeles, St. Louis, Baltimore and so on which will provide anonymous drop boxes for community members to drop off their illegal guns with no questions asked”.

“These drop boxes will be personed by unarmed social workers 24/7/365 so there will be no physical threat to the community when they show up with guns and will thus feel safe doing so”.

“We realize there may be an occasional situation which will arise at these drop boxes, so we're going to provide the social workers with a non-emergency police number to call in case of trouble. The police will then be instructed to arrive with bouncy houses and other carnival attractions to turn a potentially bad situation into a joyous community affair”.

“We're convinced community members in these high crime areas want to be productive members of society and look forward to a high level of compliance”.

Developing..

[gundog]

Might work on the 18-24 crowd. Not everyone joins organizations. Not everyone votes. Owning a gun doesn’t automatically change them. I worked on a couple of guys for quite a while. Nothing. They never voted, probably never will. Democrats, Republicans...same sh*t, different piles. And who’s to say they’re wrong?

[SuperLuminal]

Where’s the “SATIRE” label in the title?

[GoldenPup]

President Biden is aware of conservative concerns and is working around the clock to provide an effective solution to a perceived problem”.

What? He didn’t “wipe clean” the first time? Moron.

[BitWielder1]

Legally owned guns by law abiding citizens were never the problem.
Except to criminals.
And that's the demographic the Dems seek to protect.

[Georgia Girl 2]

His BS order changing nothing. But getting people all upset which is good.

[Vaduz]

Biden will clarify his executive order regarding gun control

I will not stop fracking song

[Manly Warrior]

Sounds like a “gun library” to me. The uarmed silly worker will watch as thugs exchange heaters. Wonder if I could swing by and peruse the inventory of deposits.... Hey, no questions asked, no answers required. Would I need to get a credential similar to a library card?

[drSteve78]

Is this satire? It’s gotten to the point I can’t tell any more.
_______ HAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHA this is some funny stuff, ESPECIALLY if it’s real. Drop box, right, more like an armory resupply for the homeless contingent.

[fireman15]

That sounds like every letter I ever got from the NRA, asking for more money.

True, but the gun grabbers truly are run amok this time around... and more at the state level than the federal. I am not inclined to give the NRA more than my normal membership fees at least until I am convinced that they have done some internal house cleaning. Unfortunately no other group has the same level of political pull.

[fireman15]

Geeze, lighten up pal. I wasn't being critical of anybody in my first post, but i am tempted to be critical of your reply. enjoy the rest of your day FRiend.

Sorry didn't see your response from the other day. I paraphrase your response as, "I didn't do nothin. I am a victim of your meanness." How old are you? LOL! You have got a pretty thin skin especially for someone accusing everyone else of not reading the article.