Posted on 04/10/2021 7:02:04 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
(Washington, D.C.) With conservatives raising questions regarding the recent Executive Order regarding gun restrictions signed by President Biden asking how this will affect the plethora of guns that exist in high crime cities, President Biden will issue a statement to ally those fears. An anonymous spokesman familiar with the statement issued the following release:
“President Biden is aware of conservative concerns and is working around the clock to provide an effective solution to a perceived problem”.
“He intends to fund a program to be implemented in high crime areas, such as the South Side of Chicago and other cities such as Atlanta, Los Angeles, St. Louis, Baltimore and so on which will provide anonymous drop boxes for community members to drop off their illegal guns with no questions asked”.
“These drop boxes will be personed by unarmed social workers 24/7/365 so there will be no physical threat to the community when they show up with guns and will thus feel safe doing so”.
“We realize there may be an occasional situation which will arise at these drop boxes, so we're going to provide the social workers with a non-emergency police number to call in case of trouble. The police will then be instructed to arrive with bouncy houses and other carnival attractions to turn a potentially bad situation into a joyous community affair”.
“We're convinced community members in these high crime areas want to be productive members of society and look forward to a high level of compliance”.
Developing..
Are these quotes real?????
Funny
Is this satire? It’s gotten to the point I can’t tell any more.
Joe Biden isn’t “working around the clock” on anything.
Dimlibs continually fail to address the areas where the real gun violence is coming from not the real root cause of it.
There will be more people killed on the streets of Chicago in a month that in all the other high profile “mass shootings” combined
Is this satire? It’s gotten to the point I can’t tell any more.
Me either. Sad, isn’t it?
Of course not...it’s all about disarming the law abiding populace.
I want to think this is satire, but I’m not sure. It’s well within the realm of possibility.
In before the “Wayne’s suits” & “the NRA sucks” zombie attack...
These comments by Biden handlers, and spokespersons are paid to read B.S. and LIES. just like Barry Hussein did for eight years.and we can all recall what life was like with them in the White House...It has all returned by STEALING AN ELECTION AND PAYING VOTERS OFF...smh
This will NOT end well..and Americans will be the ones to suffer..
Pray daily for our once GREAT NATION, THE U.S. of AMERICA.
Biden: "What's a clock?"
“With conservatives raising questions”
Which seems to be all they do.
“and is working around the clock”?
Crappola. This Ole fool hasn’t had a real days work in years.
Had me until “bouncy houses”.
The whole think sounds kinda raciest to me....
He intends to fund a program to be implemented in high crime areas.
He and Hunter will be the first to go.
His gun control EOs are weak and ineffective.
Just yesterday, Tennessee became an open carry state with no permit. Other states are doing the same.
All this blather about gun control is pacifying his left-wing base and the Giffords/Bloomberg crowd. He knows that none of his EOs pass constitutional muster and that both law-abiding people and criminals aren't going to comply.
Read the fine print at the bottom of the Liberal Lunacy website:
“The stories on this website are entirely made up.”
you gotta start labeling this as satire.
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