[taterjay]

Are these quotes real?????

[libertylover]

Are these quotes real?????

I don't think so, but the scary part is that it's hard to tell.

[Pollard]

The police will then be instructed to arrive with bouncy houses and other carnival attractions to turn a potentially bad situation into a joyous community affair”.

come on now

[Afterguard]

If FReepers would actually read the article to the end you would find the following quote:
“DISCLAIMER: The stories on this page are not real, and exist only in the demented mind of the author”

Lol!