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President Biden will clarify his executive order regarding gun control
Liberal Lunacy ^ | 4/10/21 | Liberal Lunacy Staff

Posted on 04/10/2021 7:02:04 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

(Washington, D.C.) With conservatives raising questions regarding the recent Executive Order regarding gun restrictions signed by President Biden asking how this will affect the plethora of guns that exist in high crime cities, President Biden will issue a statement to ally those fears. An anonymous spokesman familiar with the statement issued the following release:

“President Biden is aware of conservative concerns and is working around the clock to provide an effective solution to a perceived problem”.

“He intends to fund a program to be implemented in high crime areas, such as the South Side of Chicago and other cities such as Atlanta, Los Angeles, St. Louis, Baltimore and so on which will provide anonymous drop boxes for community members to drop off their illegal guns with no questions asked”.

“These drop boxes will be personed by unarmed social workers 24/7/365 so there will be no physical threat to the community when they show up with guns and will thus feel safe doing so”.

“We realize there may be an occasional situation which will arise at these drop boxes, so we're going to provide the social workers with a non-emergency police number to call in case of trouble. The police will then be instructed to arrive with bouncy houses and other carnival attractions to turn a potentially bad situation into a joyous community affair”.

“We're convinced community members in these high crime areas want to be productive members of society and look forward to a high level of compliance”.

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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Joey sez: “I have been asked to clarify my executive order. It is simple, really. We are going to take you guns and then we are going to kill you.”


41 posted on 04/10/2021 8:18:01 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Bouncy castles? As in, structures made for children around 10 and under? This is a serious proposition???

And tell me just why a gangbanger would give up his weapons?

“You go first, Dawg!”

“No, you go first, Homey.”

(Would have used other names that they might call each other, but don’t want to use offensive language and get banned.)


42 posted on 04/10/2021 8:20:58 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (As Patrick Henry once said, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!" Espec now.)
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To: fireman15

Seems to be a feeling in the NRA that Wayne would spend every cent they have to save himself. Gresham has always been an ardent supporter, and wants to see them saved. I think that means cutting Wayne loose.


43 posted on 04/10/2021 8:21:41 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Who is John Galt?

Well, I have been wondering where the NRA is.


44 posted on 04/10/2021 8:22:15 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (As Patrick Henry once said, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!" Espec now.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I thought it was real, until I got to the bouncy houses. The rest of it sounds like something liberals would do.


45 posted on 04/10/2021 8:24:51 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing);)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
“These drop boxes will be personed by unarmed social workers 24/7/365 so there will be no physical threat to the community when they show up with guns and will thus feel safe doing so”.

If true, I guarantee the homicide rate on the south side of Shitcago is going to go up and it will be directly related to the number of unarmed persons guarding these "gun drop boxes."

Who wants to bet me?

46 posted on 04/10/2021 8:31:10 AM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

This is hilarious.

What a bizarre fantasy world these idiots live in...


47 posted on 04/10/2021 8:34:56 AM PDT by Magnatron
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Sniffer will say, that, gangs can continue to use cartel guns, since, they aren’t registered, anyway.


48 posted on 04/10/2021 8:46:21 AM PDT by depressed in 06
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

“working around the clock” Lost me with that phrase.


49 posted on 04/10/2021 8:49:47 AM PDT by Midwesterner53
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To: taterjay

If FReepers would actually read the article to the end you would find the following quote:
“DISCLAIMER: The stories on this page are not real, and exist only in the demented mind of the author”

Lol!


50 posted on 04/10/2021 9:01:53 AM PDT by Afterguard (Deplorable me! )
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To: gundog
Seems to be a feeling in the NRA that Wayne would spend every cent they have to save himself.

He has basically been in charge for the last 40 years. Without being an insider... it is impossible to know from media reports what is accurate and what is BS, but power and money do tend to corrupt people. Unfortunately, gun rights are currently under greater threat than ever before and it is not an optimal time for a shake up of the most powerful and influential gun rights lobbying group.

51 posted on 04/10/2021 9:07:34 AM PDT by fireman15
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To: Paperpusher

Certainly sounds like “The Bee”
“Bouncy houses” gave it away + reminding citizens to:
‘shelter in place’. Of course, carnivals always relish clowns, though no clowns are mentioned, one would find these
surround us.


52 posted on 04/10/2021 9:21:48 AM PDT by V K Lee (Resist, we will! Remember, we must!)
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To: Afterguard; GeorgiaDawg32
If FReepers would actually read the article to the end you would find the following quote:

If you clicked the link that said, “Read Article” there was no such disclaimer to be found. Many suspected this was BS but to blame people for GeorgiaDawg32’s intentionally sloppy posting is ridiculous.

53 posted on 04/10/2021 9:26:57 AM PDT by fireman15
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To: proud American in Canada; gundog
Well, I have been wondering where the NRA is.

On the plus side, there are literally millions of new gun owners out there (with a bunch of them probably right here, on FreeRepublic). On the minus side, there's a massive, organized attack underway, on our right to keep and bear arms.

Now, the only pro-gun group a lot of those new gun owners have ever heard of is the NRA (courtesy of the paperwork the manufacturers include in the firearms boxes). And when they come to FreeRepublic and read the "banglist" posts, what do they hear from some folks? "Wayne's suits" & "the NRA sucks!" No mention of Gun Owners of America, or any of the State groups, or JPFO, or even direct support for pro-gun politicians; nothing that might point a new gun owner in the right direction. It's "Wayne's suits" & "the NRA sucks", 100% of the time.

In a lot of ways, their comments aren't much different from the crap posted by left-wing trolls. It's like a broken record, or a bunch of drooling zombies stumbling down the street, saying the same thing over, and over, and over...

54 posted on 04/10/2021 9:53:24 AM PDT by Who is John Galt? (Joe & Jill went up the hill to screw the country over...)
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To: fireman15

Geeze, lighten up pal. You have to go all the way to the bottom of the web page (through several articles) to see the disclaimer.

I wasn’t being critical of anybody in my first post, but i am tempted to be critical of your reply. enjoy the rest of your day FRiend.


55 posted on 04/10/2021 9:54:41 AM PDT by Afterguard (Deplorable me! )
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I’ve searched, and can’t find a Biden executive order on firearms.


56 posted on 04/10/2021 10:25:16 AM PDT by aimhigh (THIS is His commandment . . . . 1 John 3:23)
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To: fireman15
.... gun rights are currently under greater threat than ever before...

Thst sounds like every letter I ever got from the NRA, asking for more money. States are going for Constitutionsl carry in big numbers. Sanctuary States are being declared. Biden was forced to go the EO route because he can’t get the numbers in Congress. The number of gun owners is burgeoning, and NRA will probably get 5% of them as members. I’m not inclined to believe the hype from either side.

57 posted on 04/10/2021 10:30:17 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Who is John Galt?
... saying the same thing over, and over, and over...

Maybe it’s true. I’d say that Tom Gresham qualifies as an insider. If he says Wayne was spending dues monies on suits and private air travel, I’m inclined to believe him. Those monies are not, by NRA by-laws, meant to do anything but service membership. Anyone that has money to throw at NRA-ILA is free to do so. but I don’t know why they would until NRA cleans house

58 posted on 04/10/2021 10:36:52 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: gundog
Fine - but that's NOT the point. The NRA is NOT the only gun owners' group out there, but new gun owners MAY NOT KNOW that! Point them somewhere you think will help (some other group or even an elected official you think is worth supporting).

The lack of anything but "Wayne & the NRA suck" from some people (on thread after thread after thread) makes me think they're absolute experts at b!tchin' & moanin' - but maybe have a lot less experience supporting pro-gun groups/elected officials (& even voting)...

59 posted on 04/10/2021 11:09:02 AM PDT by Who is John Galt? (Joe & Jill went up the hill to screw the country over...)
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To: Who is John Galt?
(Oops - meant to post a link to Gun Owners of America ... ;>)
60 posted on 04/10/2021 11:34:33 AM PDT by Who is John Galt? (Joe & Jill went up the hill to screw the country over...)
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