Posted on 04/06/2021 7:22:55 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I'm on the right side of history, and my political opponents are on the wrong one.
How do I know this?
I know this because every major corporation in America agrees with me. From Oreo and Coca-Cola to Delta Airlines and Disney, they all have come around to my point of view on every major social issue. This means I am correct.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
The eminent Garth Strudelfudd (satire) strikes again!
DANG!
It’s getting harder every day to figure out it’s the Bee.
terrorists insist that they are on the right side of history because terrified corporations agree with them.
2 It maketh me to write green legislation: It leadeth me beside polluted waters.
3 The PARTY restoreth my soul: it leadeth me in the paths of wokness for wokeness sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Climate Change I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; Marx and his Book comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a Utopia before me in the presence of White Supremacists . Thou anointest my pointy head with oil; my mouth runneth over.
6 Surely Political Correctness shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the House of Congress forever. AMEN
Just curious but what exactly is the right side of history because I’m confused.
The right side of history is the one the winners write.
Same as it has always been.
I know this is satire but ... the left has become the Establishment.
The Babylon Bee hits the truth far more accurately than any of the MSM.
LOL!
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