Posted on 04/04/2021 2:38:54 PM PDT by simpson96
A man in Hernando County, Florida is accused of stealing an ambulance, and getting it stuck in mud. We’re no experts in committing grand theft auto, but we’re pretty sure that could have gone way better. Trey Allen Cornwell, 29, was arrested Sunday, authorities say.
According to deputies, the ambulance crew was inside the Oak Hill Hospital to drop off a patient. It was 12:27 p.m. Cornwell allegedly used this time to make off with the vehicle, which is owned by the Hernando County Fire & Emergency Services.
Deputies say the defendant drove it to the Kass Circle neighborhood near Port Court, but he got it stuck in mud and sand, as seen in the picture above. According to authorities, the vehicle had been approaching the body of water.
The chase did not end there, in this story. Cornwell allegedly fled, making his way to a nearby shopping plaza. This chase did not last long. Authorities took him into custody near a sheriff’s office substation. The alleged motive behind the incident remains unclear.
The defendant is charged with grand theft auto, and remains at the Hernando County Detention Center in lieu of a $10,000 bond.
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Looking at his mugshot, he clearly has a pattern of choosing poorly.
Proof that Attention Deficit Disorder medications don’t always work on young people.
A couple of weeks in the slammer will wipe that smirk from his face.
Don’t do drugs. Mkay?
Looks like an “educator” type.
I know the face tattoo is supposed to be of a lightning bolt, but his right eye makes it look like it’s a very stoned woodpecker instead.
Luke 10:18
Wurst lighting bolt I’ve ever seen.
There should be a Florida Man ping list!
I think they tattoo on his chest is a pot leaf.
The guy’s photo reinforces the old saying that a picture is worth a thousand words.
Looking at his photo, it is obvious he will be spending time in jail.
Flash Gordon stole an ambulance???
DANG!
he’s slightly smarter than the dumbass that left the keys in the ignition...
Quite apropos for a bird-brain.
Leni
But he does have spectacular hair.
Not too sure stealing a sizable bright yellow government vehicle could go much better than that, aside from not getting stuck in the mud.
Nice tattoo.
“Flash, Aahhhaa!”
CC
Chargers fan.
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