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Florida Man Stole Ambulance from Hospital, Got Stuck in Mud While Approaching Water [mug shot]
Law & Crime ^ | 4/4/2021 | A;berto Luperon

Posted on 04/04/2021 2:38:54 PM PDT by simpson96

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To: simpson96

I’m surprised he could find the time off to steal an ambulance while doing his postdoctoral work in quantum mechanics. He’s quite the multi-tasker.


41 posted on 04/04/2021 6:25:30 PM PDT by GaryCrow
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To: bunkerhill7
[He on his way to pick up Jugs.]

I don't blame him:


42 posted on 04/04/2021 6:40:22 PM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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To: simpson96

Well at least he didn’t get eaten by an alligator...

https://mashable.com/2015/12/08/florida-alligator-riggins/

Florida man eaten by alligator while hiding from police


43 posted on 04/04/2021 6:47:07 PM PDT by GOPJ ("Leftists want election fraud - Nick Searcy" -\ "Ignore ‘Low-IQ Race-Baiter’ AOC" - Tucker Carlson)
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To: MtnClimber; Tolerance Sucks Rocks; skr; chuckee; crz

Well at least he didn’t get eaten by an alligator...

https://mashable.com/2015/12/08/florida-alligator-riggins/

Florida man eaten by alligator while hiding from police


44 posted on 04/04/2021 6:54:49 PM PDT by GOPJ ("Leftists want election fraud - Nick Searcy" -\ "Ignore ‘Low-IQ Race-Baiter’ AOC" - Tucker Carlson)
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45 posted on 04/04/2021 7:18:36 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Aaaaahhhhh!!!

It’s catching!


46 posted on 04/04/2021 7:23:45 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: PLMerite

It’s remarkable how accurate that movie was about EMS at the time it came out. It’s slightly better now, or at least different. (^;


47 posted on 04/04/2021 7:35:08 PM PDT by Clay Moore (RIP, Rush )
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oh my

Somewhere there is a woman who gave birth to that. AMAZING...

SHE PROBABLY IS IN HIDING and crying her heart out...

Such sick people in today World...smh

48 posted on 04/04/2021 8:14:02 PM PDT by haircutter
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To: rlmorel

The chart omits the calf tattoo that some dorky golfers get High enough to be visible over their socks when they play in shorts.


49 posted on 04/04/2021 10:30:58 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: simpson96; null and void; dfwgator
[The defendant is charged with grand theft auto]

Seems like Grand Theft Bamblance, but what do I know about stealing bamblances?

Just a guess, but I'm thinking it would be more difficult to be inconspicuous during your getaway ‘n’ stuff.

There was no Kia available?

50 posted on 04/04/2021 10:44:20 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Celtic Conservative

heh


51 posted on 04/04/2021 11:09:45 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: rlmorel

At first glance, that appears to be accurate, LOL


52 posted on 04/04/2021 11:12:22 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: simpson96

Finally, an archetypal picture of Florida Man.


53 posted on 04/05/2021 3:26:09 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("One steps out with actresses, one doesn't marry them."—Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh)
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