Seeing that guy reminded me of this:
Posted on 04/04/2021 2:38:54 PM PDT by simpson96
His parents must be so proud of him. I would have put a legal notice in the newspaper to publicly disown him.
Need 60s Batman theme playing in the background as the theme music for “Florida Man “!
“it is obvious he will be spending time in jail.”
Missed a word:
it is obvious he will be spending more time in jail.
Bipolar mania
We are so proud of him...
Then he tried to lam on a 12 volt scooter, but they cheesed him.
Everyone is entitled to one poor decision in his life. Not sure if his was tattooing a lightning bolt over his eye or thinking the ride he stole was a chick magnet. lol Probably both
Yeah. That’s him.
The freak pulled that in the wrong state.
In CA, he would have been let go after they gave him a pat on the back and told not to do that any more.
Don’t do drugs.
He on his way to pick up Jugs.
Now that looks like a man who will move up in the world. His career path will be spectacular!
Seeing that guy reminded me of this:
Nope. Tampa Bay Lightning.
“he’s slightly smarter than the dumbass that left the keys in the ignition...”
Interesting thought, so I looked it up. I often see ambulances running while the crew goes into a house or a store. (This is a rural community and people have to be cautioned to take their car keys when they park. I love it here.) The reason is they can’t shut down the engine as many items on the ambulance must be kept powered either for temperature control or other purposes. If those items had been removed and/or powered down then the ambulance driver would take the keys. Or, depending on circumstances, the keys would be left as if someone took them home then you have this expensive piece of equipment that’s useless. So, whether the keys are in or not probably depends on a great many factors. Most likely, the driver had done what he was supposed to based on the procedure in effect at the time and circumstances. The EMT’s I’ve known were highly competent.
Why, it’s Cousin Lightning!
Good old Cousin Lightning!
You could always count on him to steal a vehicle.
Usually he would steal a food truck or a zamboni, but I guess he wanted something with a siren this time.
Got it stuck in the mud and sand making a run to cross a lake.
Yep, that’s Cousin Lightning.
He was dropped on his head as a child.....from seven stories.
Cracked the cement.
Wellllllll
lol
I see the face of one with a mind on meth.
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