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Florida Man Stole Ambulance from Hospital, Got Stuck in Mud While Approaching Water [mug shot]
Law & Crime ^
| 4/4/2021
| A;berto Luperon
Posted on 04/04/2021 2:38:54 PM PDT by simpson96
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:38:54 PM PDT
by
simpson96
To: simpson96
Looking at his mugshot, he clearly has a pattern of choosing poorly.
To: simpson96
Proof that Attention Deficit Disorder medications don’t always work on young people.
A couple of weeks in the slammer will wipe that smirk from his face.
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
Looks like an “educator” type.
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:45:59 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
I know the face tattoo is supposed to be of a lightning bolt, but his right eye makes it look like it’s a very stoned woodpecker instead.
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:47:13 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: simpson96
To: Olog-hai
Wurst lighting bolt I’ve ever seen.
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:50:45 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
To: House Atreides
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:50:50 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: House Atreides
There should be a Florida Man ping list!
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:51:42 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: Olog-hai
I think they tattoo on his chest is a pot leaf.
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:56:44 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: simpson96
The guy’s photo reinforces the old saying that a picture is worth a thousand words.
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:56:55 PM PDT
by
Rocky
To: simpson96
Looking at his photo, it is obvious he will be spending time in jail.
To: simpson96; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
Flash Gordon stole an ambulance???
DANG!
To: simpson96
he’s slightly smarter than the dumbass that left the keys in the ignition...
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posted on
04/04/2021 3:10:40 PM PDT
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: simpson96
He has a bird tattooed on his face.
Quite apropos for a bird-brain.
Leni
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posted on
04/04/2021 3:11:01 PM PDT
by
MinuteGal
(MAGA !!! MAGA !!! MAGA !!!)
To: simpson96
But he does have spectacular hair.
To: simpson96
Not too sure stealing a sizable bright yellow government vehicle could go much better than that, aside from not getting stuck in the mud.
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posted on
04/04/2021 3:14:11 PM PDT
by
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
To: simpson96
Nice tattoo.
“Flash, Aahhhaa!”
CC
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posted on
04/04/2021 3:19:38 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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